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Transcript
Is anyone else, self employed here? Woo hoo. Okay. You you are? What what what's what do you do? Music. Music. Oh, nice. What kind of music? Afro. Woah. Afro. Rank and you're Asian. You've got no business doing Afro. You good long Asian's hair. Actually, dreads. Oh, shit. You got you're Asian doing dreads. Let's go. Is that okay here? In Canada, is it like, oh, it's it's it's no? Whatever. It's true. Just for the sake of the show, it's fine. What kind of music No, do Can you, like, beatbox it? Was that okay? Not really. Not really? Okay. Nobody do that anymore. What did you say? Nobody do that anymore. We no You guys don't do that anymore? Yeah. No. You guys as a musicians don't beatbox anymore? Or you as an af Asian Afro best maker don't beatbox anymore, just to clarify. Should we play one? Do you wanna play you wanna play one of your songs? Yeah. And listen. Listen. If it's bad if it's bad, he's gotta cut off the hair. Better if it's good, we'll turn the other cheek. Okay? Okay. Is it okay? Can we play it? Okay. Well, what is it on on, on Spotify? Is it on Spotify? Sure. Okay. Nice. And you and don't worse, we're gonna give you 2¢ after this. Okay? Okay. What is it? Go ahead and spell it out. Hold on. And by the way, you guys paid money for this. Okay? So you guys said, yeah. I asked. I said, is it okay? You said, yeah. Okay. That's how you wanna spend the hour. I'm I'm in love with it. What is this, sir? Good up. Yeah. Hold up? Hold up. Yeah. Hold up or hold up? Those are two very different things. Hold up, like I got a lot of hos or a no Hold up. Ho. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Am I I I think I'm up. Yeah. I can't hear if he's you got the d in there or no? Is there a d? Yes. Okay. Got it. Got it. Hold up. Okay. Got it. And then what's tier, are what's your name? Oh, by the name Zone 1. Zone, z o n e. Zed o n n e. By the way, I just wanna clear. Do you guys say zed here? Yeah. That is wrong. Okay. You gotta stop with that. Okay? That's not right. I don't know where you guys got that from. It's too long. Okay. ZedZZ Excuse me. ZZONE Uh-huh. Zone 1. Zone 1. That's right. Okay. Got it. Okay. Here we go. Someone get some scissors ready because I have a feeling no. I'm sure it's gonna be