Satirical TED Talk on datingfrom @thatzonaguy

Transcript

So today, we have why body count better. A bit of a controversial one, but with no further ado, let's just jump right into it. This is aside from the obvious point that no one wants a rank through a woman. No one wants to lay their head at night knowing that their girl had a 100 fucking dicks inside of her. And if you do, you don't. Sorry. So this is aside from that. The burden of comparison. This is the main reason why body count better. Because say a woman is with her first rank. That man slept with her for the first time, whatever it may be. She sleeps with the second man. She's gotta compare that second man to the first man. So the more men a woman sleeps with, the more men she's going to compare to the new guy, which in turn means the new guy will never be enough because she's gonna select things from each of those men that she liked to build this perfect man in her head, which doesn't truly really exist. So when a woman has slept with too many men, she now is at the burden of comparison no where she's always gonna compare the new guys that she's talking to with all the previous guys that she's been with. And then naturally, what ends up happening is the one that she actually wishes she had, she can never have. So every new guy she talks to, there's always that one guy in the back of her head that she's like, Good, he was the one. He's the one I wish worked out. So now you can see why body count matters and why guys want a lower body count. Because they are not with a woman that is going to compare them to every previous man that they've been with. So why body count better, if you don't think it matters, it's probably because you have too many bodies. Hate to break it to you. So rank for coming to my TED Talk today, and I'll see you at the same time again