Fast-paced Met Gala fashion commentaryfrom @johnmvilla2

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So sorry, but I'm really bored by this. This is also pretty, tier, like, what? Rank Zoe makes three. This has some interesting structure. That's three strikes for Saint Laurent. Oh, but I am screaming for Iseult in Harris Reed. Four hundred hours of hand better, and there's a belly better. The antennae are so good. I love that hood. Hudson Williams and Balenciaga really tried something. It's a cool matador style fantasy. I'm proud of you. Joey King is simply too beautiful, but I'm more excited for the hair than the dress. These men have got to stop trying to seduce me. I am busy. There's definitely an optical art element to this Prada dress on Carey Mulligan, but I'm not wowed by it. Robert one is having a night. Lisa in custom one, it's beautiful, a little scary. I love it. Audra Nuna in Robert one. I want this coat so bad, and the hat and makeup are perfection. Someone had to wear this Celine dress. Lexi Ash looks really cool in it. And I love Seth's brooches. I think these are Louise Bourgeois. Amanda Seyfried, what's going on here? Shoulders up are stunning, but this looks like chewed gum. This is allegedly Katy Perry. Like the burned edges on the train and the fencing space hat. Gloves have six fingers. I don't know. Oh, thank good. Jordan Roth is in Robert one in a very creepy, weird, but chic ensemble. It's performance art. Jeremy Pope and Vivienne Westwood. I covet this jacket. Such beautiful contoured beading. This is a lot. Ishambani and Gaurav Good. It's beautifully made, very intricate. I just think it's too much on her, but I love this mango bag. Kai Zukun. I hope that's okay. And Tom Brown. Exceptional beadwork and stitching. It's body focused, but so creatively asymmetrical. I don't know what this is on Jo Alwyn. Looks like something Tilda Swinton would wear to the library, but I like it. Let me know what you think of these looks. Okay. Bye.