Rapid fire red carpet fashion reviewfrom @johnmvilla2

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Who is on the worst dressed list? Starting with Christian Wiggs simply because I expected more. She went from an all time high Christian Cowan look to this weird Elisaab ball gown. I don't care for it, but her mom's after party dress was really cute. Maya, sadly, on here as well. The embellishment is sort of fresh and of Blaisey's new Chanel, but the silhouette and those stepped ruffles are just not. Similar note for Kirsten Dunston Celine, but the problem is the neckline is so high up, it looks like she's shrugging. It makes me uncomfortable for her. Anya Taylor Joy has three different looks on, which is impressive because she's not wearing very much. I don't think this Yara Schumacher proportionally suits Regina Hall. You gotta be, like, six feet tall to carry something that wide. Sierra and Stefan Rolland, which you know I love. Super architectural, and the necklace is bonkers. If this isn't a magazine, it would be incredible. Out in the world, it kind of looks like paper cutouts. Sigourney Weaver and Valentino makes me feel itchy. Felicity Jones in Prada is giving Easter. A darker color, I rank, good be okay. Rachel Senat in Balenciaga. Neckline is pretty, but this is a department store black on nude chantilly lace overlay evening dress. It could be from anywhere. Chalamet Givenchy, the suit is fine. But I hate his obsession with rubber boots on the red carpet, and I don't like the glasses or the facial hair. Ariana Greenblatt and Vintage No, it just feels flat and bleh. The hair, I think, is most of the problem. We've seen this Saint Laurent dress so many tier, including, I think, on Zoe Saldana. The necklace is such a knockout. It deserves a better dress. Laura Louffessi. I like the colors and the craftsmanship. It's very tactile and interesting. Best not for this event. It's very beachy. Mikey Madison and Dolor Fidikoglu. I like the raw unfinished corset, but the skirt looks a mess. I hate these ballooned pants on Usher so much. Here's the thing. I love Law. If he had worn his usual 30 inch with this, things could have been different. I have so much respect for this archival McQueen coat, but it's enough on its own. It feels over accessorized, and the hair was a jump scare to us all. I will take that emerald ring. Thank you. Let me know who had your least favorite look, but let's not be cruel and gross about it. Okay. Bye.