A comedian performs a stand-up set framed as a practice session for a Kevin Hart roast. He reads a series of rapid-fire jokes from his phone that target Hart's height, career choices, family life, and public controversies, while the video uses a split-screen to show both his performance and the audience's reactions, and incorporates visual gags and graphics to illustrate the punchlines.
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This was in prep for the roast on Funny AF ep 5. Almost all of these didn’t make it on air!
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Transcript
And so Kevin's gonna be on stage. No just imagine that's him. Okay. I'll be down. Okay. Okay. I've been watching a lot of his stuff. Kevin, in tier in his recent special, Kevin said he's been taking self defense classes, which is great because in LA, there's a lot of hawks. He's very prolific, you no. I mean, Kevin recently dropped a special on Peacock because he didn't want anyone to see it rank Kevin, if you don't want anyone to see it, just set the cameras to a normal height. Okay? It's a waste of time. Let's do a science experiment. Make some noise if you love Kevin Hart. Tier likes Kevin Hart in here? Okay. Great. And and then now make some noise if you've seen his peacock special. I mean I mean, honestly, Kevin, you are so such a so successful. Kevin is rank arena comedian, which for him is any room. I mean, tonight, I think all of us are a little Asian when we need to see Kevin. Kevin is one of the highest paid comedians in the country. Well, so is everyone who performed for Saudi Arabia. So No. I mean, we all saw the Riyadh County poster. Kevin's face was the least surprising face on the entire poster. We all saw the better. We go, oh, rank. Bill Burr is doing oh, there's Kevin Hart. Bill Burr is doing it. What? A while ago, Kevin got in trouble for tweeting out, I could never have a gay son, which is weird. This whole time, I thought you were Shaq's gay son. Yes this project's been kinda sucks because I've had to watch all of Kevin Hart's movies. I bad to watch the Minecraft movie with Kevin Hart. And he wasn't even in that, but the fact that you all believed that, What does that say? Kevin is 46 years old. That's it. Roasted. And Okay. His age is the same as his height. Four six. Kevin Kevin's a family rank. That's why he's on his second family. He loves that family. He's got one family per good movie. Kevin was in the Epstein files, but he was just the redacted bar. No, I'm kidding. I mean, thank Good Kevin wasn't on the Epstein Files. If he was, we don't have to stop watching his peacock special.