Post caption
ON TOUR- Nashville, TN 8/14-8/15
Sacramento, CA 8/27-8/29
Uncasville, CT 9/10-9/12
Oklahoma City, OK 9/17
Dallas 9/18-9/19
Toronto 10/1-10/3
San Francisco, CA 10/6-10/11
Philadelphia, PA 10/21
Washington DC 10/22-10/24
Baltimore 10/25
Eugene OR 11/4
Portland OR 11/5-11/7
Atlanta GA 11/18
Raleigh NC 11/19-21
St Louis 12/2
Indianapolis 12/3-12/4
Los Angeles CA 12/9
Bakersfield CA 12/12
Calgary, AL 1/7-1/9
Charlotte NC 1/21-1/23
Spokane WA 1/28
Seattle WA 1/30
Detroit MI 2/5-2/6
Denver, CO 3/4-3/6
Tickets in my bio + join my email/text list to request your city
#comedy #standup #crowdwork #disneyland #asian
Transcript
Where do you work? I work at Disney. You work at No the rank or the No. What do you do for Disney? Are you an animator there? No. I'm a product manager. And what products? Is there anything we're familiar with? Did you have, like Yeah. No, tickets. Tickets for what? Tickets for what? You worked at the bar? Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought you'd be like, I work for, you know, Star Wars. If one person here was, like, a really great audience member, would you have the power to give them a free ticket? Who who did really well today? Who really, really who really, really deserved that? Nobody on this side. Nobody else. Maybe somebody who's not fully Korean. A ticket. Could you? Yeah. I could do. How about this? We will all go at the end. Whoever is the best, could you do two tickets? Because they're not gonna go alone. Right? Because they they everybody's got you know, they can't just go by that sub. What did you say? It gives me one better. Free tickets. I'm gonna get three people in. And now are you gonna have to go with tier? That makes it so much worse I guess that's fine, right? You guys are making new friends. If it meant he's down, okay, immediately remove him from contention. Okay? You can't be that excited for the Disney seats. Okay. Well, that's good. You're welcome, guys. Woo hoo. My name is Damien. Because how much how much are tickets nowadays? They're pretty expensive? Depends on Depends on the day? You guys are you pictures are using dynamic pricing? Do you are you setting that or what? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you sick fuck? No. No. Hey. He's gonna give you tickets. Don't go in. Don't go in. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will set that as the game of the thing. Best audience members, and we'll go by three criteria. One, most for sure, Asians only. And get some of those tickets, Okay. Here we go. I'm gonna think about a number from from zero, to a 100? No. A million. A million? A 100. A 100. Okay. You're right. No. I think a million is good. I'm gonna put this I'm gonna put this in your hand. Don't look at it. Okay? Andrew, what is your number? 267000. What is your number, Pedro? 543211. 543211. And Tay, what is your number? Let's go 200000. Here we go. Now, are you sure that you can acquire these tickets? I should have asked this at the beginning. You better be sure. You better be sure because this is gonna fuck me out. Here we go. For the first time, turn it over and let us know what number that is. 6. The winner