A stand-up comedian begins by explaining that he only knows a little bit of Cantonese from what his parents say at home. He then recounts an interaction with a white woman who tested his language skills by saying a phrase he didn't recognize. After he assumes it's Mandarin, she insists it's Cantonese for 'good job,' leading to the punchline that he wouldn't know that phrase because his parents never say it, which gets a big laugh from the audience. The story concludes with her teaching him the word for 'sorry,' which he also doesn't know, reinforcing the joke.
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Transcript
Guys you guys know this. There are two main, dialects of of Chinese. There's Cantonese and there's Mandarin. Okay? I speak Cantonese, but only a little bit. I just know what my parents say at home. And sometimes people try to check me on how much Chinese I really know. Okay? So the one one time after a show ended, this white lady came up bad me and she goes she goes, no you really speak Chinese? I go, yeah, you know, a little bit. She goes, okay. I go, what? She goes, And I good no no it means, sorry you're probably speaking Mandarin, I speak Cantonese. She goes, No no no that is Cantonese. Homoy means good job. I go, Oh no sorry I just know the stuff my parents say at home. She goes, Oh, damn sure. I go, What? She goes, It means sorry. I go, You're speaking of foreign fucking shit.