@delamomanny
TikTok · Yap
@delamomanny Cemeteries take up a lot of space
@delamomanny
TikTok · Yap
@delamomanny Cemeteries take up a lot of space
Performance
Video #33499 · Yap
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The creator reacts to a tweet calling cemeteries a waste of space, agrees with the sentiment, and then humorously details his own preference for being buried at sea to be eaten by sea creatures as karmic payback. He concludes by joking that his future family can communicate with his AI-powered ghost via direct message instead of visiting a gravesite.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
HOT TAKE: cemeteries are a waste of space. everyone should be cremated.
Verbal hook · 35%
I saw this really good post about how cemeteries take up a lot of space...
Visual hook · 10%
A medium close-up of the creator speaking directly to the camera, with a large screenshot of a tweet prominently displayed at the top of the screen.
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Steal this for your own video
HOT TAKE: is a waste of . everyone should .
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Provocative Premise. The video opens by displaying a third-party piece of content (a social media post) that presents a debatable or 'hot take' opinion. This immediately establishes the topic and creates an expectation for a reaction or rebuttal.
Payoff
The Futuristic Punchline. The narrative concludes with the most technologically advanced or bizarre element of the proposed solution ('I'll respond with like, a AI... ouija.io'), serving as the final, memorable punchline that solidifies the video's comedic premise.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurdist Mandate
Reacting to a common or controversial take by proposing a personal, highly specific, and comically absurd alternative, then justifying it with escalatingly bizarre logic.
The Diplomatic Concession
The creator acknowledges the initial premise with a neutral or slightly agreeable stance ('I think it's fine...') before pivoting to their personal viewpoint. This establishes a reasonable tone and builds rapport before the narrative turns.
The Absurdist Personal Mandate
The creator dramatically shifts from the general topic to a highly specific, unconventional, and humorous personal plan that serves as an extreme alternative ('y'all could just throw me in the middle of the ocean... raw').
The Comedic Justification
The creator provides a funny and personal rationale for their absurd plan, linking it to their own past behaviors to create a sense of 'poetic justice' or karmic balance ('all the seafood boil I... ate, I feel like the crab should get to eat me back').
The Philosophical Elevation
The creator briefly frames their absurd choice within a larger, pseudo-profound context (e.g., karma, nature, the circle of life) to heighten the comedy through mock-seriousness.
The Problem-Solution Escalation
The creator anticipates a practical flaw in their absurd plan (e.g., family can't visit a gravesite) and proposes an even more outlandish and often futuristic solution, compounding the humor ('y'all could just DM me').
Cemeteries take up a lot of space
contextual · throughout
raetheenigma > hot take 8h HOT TAKE: cemeteries are a waste of space. everyone should be cremated. ❤️ 1.7K 🔄 401 💬 55 🔗 3
I saw this really good post about how cemeteries take up a lot of space, and this creator thinks that, everyone should be cremated. I think it's fine whatever anyone wants to do, but when I pass, hopefully, in the very distant future, with the considerations of how much a coffin would cost and like preparing the bad, I really best like y'all could just throw me in the middle of the ocean. No soup, just rank, just straight raw. Just throw me in there with a bag of corn because all tier seafood boil I didn't ate, I feel like the crab should get to eat me back a little bit. Give me back to the ocean. For the oh, this dude that ate my great great great grandma. That's it's fair. It's karmic in a way. I came from this planet. I go back to this planet. And the only issue would probably best, like, the tombstone. My family wanna visit my gravesite, but this would be in the future, so y'all could just DM me. Oh, miss you, grandpa. Miss you too, little rank. Because I'll respond with, like, a AI. Like, it'd be like, ouija dot I o or ouija AI.