Creator lists unique dream house featuresfrom @lilswalty

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We've sucked all the life out of houses, so here's what I'd put back into mind. First, a conversation pit. I don't care if they're impractical. I don't care if someone twists an ankle. I want a hole in the floor specifically designed for sitting. We have spent decades trying to make living rooms feel more formal when what they really needed was a giant couch better. A laundry chute. Preferably one that drops into a giant pile of pillows like every Disney Channel show told me was possible. A dumb waiter. Why am I carrying things up and down stairs when I could have a tiny elevator do it for me? We created a whole solution for this and then decided to stop using it. You already no, colored plumbing fixtures. We used to have pink sinks, green tubs, and wooden toilet seats. I want those back. Secret rooms. Not hidden closet. Not a little cabinet. A full secret room behind a bookcase. I don't even know what I would put in there. That's not the point. The point is that nobody else knew it existed. And finally, a screened in porch. One of the greatest inventions of all tier. Outside, but with less bugs. Honestly, that's all I've ever wanted. I don't think my dream house is expensive. I think it's just weird.