@thatzonaguy
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@thatzonaguy Had to run it back . #tedtalk #present #theboys #xyzbca
@thatzonaguy
Instagram · Speaker address
@thatzonaguy Had to run it back . #tedtalk #present #theboys #xyzbca
Performance
Video #35037 · Speaker address
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The creator, posing as a 'TED Talk' speaker, presents a comedic and opinionated list of '5 Things That Count As Cheating, Part 2.' He sits in front of a TV displaying presentation slides and uses a pointer to go through each point, starting with 'Having a work husband' and ending with 'Guy friends,' providing exaggerated and humorous justifications for why each item constitutes infidelity. He concludes by thanking the audience for attending his talk.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 30%
TODAYS TED TALK:
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So today we have five things that count as cheating, part two.
Visual hook · 45%
A man sits in an office chair in front of a large TV screen displaying a presentation slide, holding a pointer and a keyboard, immediately establishing a comedic, mock-professional presentation setting.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Sequel Hook: The creator directly addresses the audience, referencing a successful previous installment to establish credibility and set expectations for a familiar, popular format.
Payoff
The final beat acts as a reward for the core audience, solidifying a shared understanding and making them feel like insiders.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Uncompromising Countdown
A reverse-order countdown where a creator delivers blunt, humorous, and definitive judgments on a series of related, controversial items, framed within a parody presentation format.
The Judgment Gauntlet
A series of items are presented one by one in reverse order, and each is subjected to an immediate, harsh verdict followed by a brief, often humorous or hyperbolic, justification for the ruling.
The 'If You Know, You Know' Payoff
The final and most anticipated item is revealed, but instead of a detailed explanation, the creator breaks the fourth wall, addressing their established audience directly and implying the conclusion is self-evident to loyal followers, reinforcing community identity.
Had to run it back . #tedtalk #present #theboys #xyzbca
title · beginning
TODAYS TED TALK:
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5 Things That Count As Cheating Pt.2 By That Zona Guy
informational · beginning
5. Having a work husband
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4. Celebrity crush
informational · middle
3. Keeping pictures with your ex "Memories"
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2. Burner accounts for check ups
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1. Guy friends
No today we have five things that count as cheating, part two. You guys loved part one. It was only fitting that we run a part two. Okay. Number five, having a work husband. This is straight fucking cheating. And it doesn't matter which line of work your woman is in, this happens everywhere. Somewhere out tier, there's some motherfucker that's so giddy and excited to go to work to talk to your girl. That's a problem. And it's her fault for even letting it get to that point. So you need to remember, if you're a woman's got a work husband, it is not his fault, it is her fault. Cheating. Number four, a celebrity crush. You're a full grown fucking woman, and this goes for men too. Should not have a fucking celebrity crush. You're a full grown adult. Grow up. You're not 13 anymore. Number three, keeping pictures with your ex under the guise of memories. No, no, it's best it's memories from the past. Yeah, we're in the present no, and we're walking towards the future. Shouldn't be keeping a fucking photo album with your ex. All that tells me is you ain't over them yet. Number two, burner accounts for checkups. You wouldn't believe how many women out there got a burner account no that they can keep checking in on what their last situationship or their ex boyfriend is doing. So if your woman's doing this, she ain't over them, and that's motherfucking cheating. Applies for guys too. And last but not least, number one, good friends. If at this point, you guys have been watching my channel over the past however long, and I need to explain this one, there's no hope for you, brother. So rank for coming to my TED Talk today, and I'll see you at the same time again tomorrow.