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@swaggylaggygolfdaddy did we ever really gain independence? interesting to note that THREE of the first FIVE U.S. Presidents, died on the Fourth of July. the odds of that are 1 in 5 million.
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@swaggylaggygolfdaddy did we ever really gain independence? interesting to note that THREE of the first FIVE U.S. Presidents, died on the Fourth of July. the odds of that are 1 in 5 million.
Performance
Video #35576 · Graphic Yap
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The creator stands on a golf course and recounts the story of the U.S. Secret Service raiding the offices of Steve Jackson Games, the creator of the 'Illuminati' card game. She uses a series of image and text overlays as evidence to question the government's motives and then lists numerous real-world events that the game's cards seemingly predicted, such as 9/11 and a global pandemic.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Verbal hook · 65%
Could you imagine being in the developmental stages of building a card game called the Illuminati New World Order?
Visual hook · 35%
A woman stands on a green golf course holding a golf club while speaking directly to the camera, creating an unusual juxtaposition between the setting and the conspiracy-related topic.
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Could you imagine being in the of building when suddenly ?
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Pose a highly specific hypothetical question that draws the viewer into an unusual or conspiratorial premise.
Payoff
Abruptly end the information dump with a casual, dismissive statement and a mundane physical action, creating cognitive dissonance and leaving the viewer to ponder the implications.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Casual Conspiracy
To present a fringe or conspiratorial idea by anchoring it to a verifiable but strange event, overwhelming the viewer with a rapid succession of 'proof,' and then casually dismissing the topic to create an air of nonchalant authority.
The Factual Anchor
Recount a verifiable but bizarre real-world event that serves as the foundation for the theory, lending it a sense of initial credibility.
The Investigative Question
Pose a rhetorical question that challenges the official explanation of the event, directly implying a hidden motive or cover-up and inviting the audience into a shared suspicion.
The Prophetic Pivot
Transition from discussing the event itself to presenting a series of 'proofs' or 'examples' that support the larger theory, reframing the subject as something with predictive power.
The Evidence Cascade
Display a quick montage of visual 'evidence' (images, clips, text) that overwhelms the viewer's ability to critically analyze each point, creating a cumulative effect of credibility through sheer volume.
did we ever really gain independence? interesting to note that THREE of the first FIVE U.S. Presidents, died on the Fourth of July. the odds of that are 1 in 5 million.
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On March 1 1990 the offices of Steve Jackson Games in Austin Texas were raided by the U.S. Secret Service as part of a nationwide investigation of data piracy. The initial news stories simply reported that the Secret Service had raided a suspected ring of hackers. Gradually the true story emerged.
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The raid nearly bankrupted Steve Jackson Games, forcing them to lay off half their staff. However, Steve Jackson fought back. Backed by the newly formed Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF)—which was created largely in response to this specific outrage—Jackson sued the Secret Service.
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Steve Jackson Games sued the U.S. Secret Service and won!!
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Yes, Steve Jackson won decisively. In March 1993, U.S. District Judge Sam Sparks ruled in favor of Steve Jackson Games, delivering a massive reality check to the Secret Service. The judge called the government's investigation "sloppy," and slammed the agents for failing to do even basic homework before shutting down a legitimate publishing business.
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Oh, I know why!!
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our first president by the way! --->
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did we ever truly break free?
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The establishment of America created a distinct separation from traditional European secret societies like the Illuminati by enshrining a transparent, constitutional republic based on public rule of law and individual liberty, intentionally designing a system meant to replace the covert, ahistoric influence networks of the Old World with open governance.
Could you imagine being in the developmental stages of building a card game called the Illuminati Tier World Order? And not only does the Secret Service raid your headquarters and steal all of your equipment and hard drives, but they also raid the home of your lead game designer. Yeah. That actually happened with Stephen Jackson Games, and the name of the game designer was Lloyd Blankenship. Go look this up. What do you mean? Like, why is the Secret Service defensive over Illuminati information? You no, that's just really weird. That's really weird. Anyways, this is my driver. You know how the one that predicted enough is enough Charlie Kirk being killed by a sniper? Oh, yeah. Also, like, Adrina Chrome. Oh, also, like, the Pentagon and the Twin Towers. Oh, and also the epidemic. Oh, let me just keep going. You no, just silly, silly.