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Episode 92: Oatly Enthusiast visits the shop featuring @alairethomas 🥛 #ad Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale @oatly
Thanks to: Director @winnie_thepooj, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Supervising Editor @nitay.dagan, Sr. Editor + Sound Mix @fogelmusic, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Props + PA hannahmeholick, and Associate Producer @torijeanine!
For US customers!
Transcript
Man, I am parched. You mean like intellectually or physically? Because I can send you my book now. Physically. Classic. Can I get a yuzu corn latte with Oatly? Is she serious? Should I not be? Oatly is the most mainstream of the alternative milks. It's literally the a 24 of milks. But it tastes so good. We stopped serving Oatly when it became available in The US. We used to import it illegally from a quaint town in Better Scandinavia. There are so many dots in the name. It can barely be pronounced. Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I I didn't mean to bring up Oat. No self respecting barista uses any words with the letters no a t anymore. It's very powerful in its inconvenience. Best, goat, and coat have been especially hard to avoid. You have to be talented with synonyms. But you guys just said the word oat, like, five tier. Yeah. Because of you. You have to live with that. This is honestly really hard to hear. I'm sorry. But no a t has been my go to ever since moving to Brooklyn. That's, like, really vulnerable. We won't share that with anyone. It's not our story to tell. Now I have to find, like, a a new milk that better fits my personal brand. There comes a time in every New Yorker's life where they have to stop pretending to be busy and repair their brand. For you, I'm thinking spelt milk from the Amish farms of Ohio. Late September crop. That doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. Tier. Try it. Yeah. I can do that. I'm sorry, but Oatly just tastes way better. Other streams don't always taste as good as the mainstream. And that's a sacrifice you should be willing to make. Delicious.