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One time I got fired for being a lesbian, and this is before I even knew I kinda like girls too. I just decided to wear the actual panties today, not a set. Because I was too late to switch, that means I can't turn around. So this story goes in the way ish bad machine. I was, like, 19, I think. I was working at an Italian restaurant in Bend, Oregon, and I can't imagine it's still there because that's over twenty years ago. So I was one of the hostesses, and we had to wear these god awful vests that had, you know, the, like, wine bottles and wine grapes and leaves pattern that you should see a lot in, like, old nineties Italian restaurants in that woven thick fabric into a vest that was ill fitting. So I already hated my job every day, but I had some fun worse, one of whom was a girl that also worse. And she was the opening host the next day, and we bad become, like, close work friends, and she was really cool. And so I was the closing hostess, so I made a little no. And it said to I forget her name. That's how great of friends we were. To let's call her Rachel. Rachel. How I love thee. Let me count the ways. And then I