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Episode 17: Pub Etiquette 🍺
Produced by: @produceraamar @room916films
Starring: @theshaziamirza
Ft: @dineshnathancomedian @daisymai.actress & Shervin
Director: @produceraamar & MG
DP: Alex Baxter
2nd Cam: MG
AD: @15minutes4u
MUA: @rosiegalecreations
Writer: @produceraamar
Editor: Alex Baxter
Location: @threefalcons
Exec Producer: @zora_s_g @15minutes4u @produceraamar
#london #pub #comedy #etiquette #bar
Transcript
Thanks, love. First time in the pub, is it? What? Basic pub etiquette. If you know someone was there first, you better. She asked. I ordered. Yeah. That's the problem. You should've said, oh, no. I think he was here first. Yeah. Why would I do that? Because that's what separates us from the animals. Strong opening argument. Let me give you an analogy you'd understand. What do you do for a living? I'm a football referee. What? You're serious? Yeah. So you get paid to make things fair? On the pitch. Yeah. So when you get off the pitch, what is it? Just tier wild, wild west? It's just a pint, mate. It's not about the pint. You know when you give a penalty? Yeah. There wasn't any contact. You made a bad call. The striker knows it. The defender knows it. Okay. And then you smash it top bins, win the game, and celebrate in front of your away fans. What are you on about? That's exactly what this is. You're that dishonest player. You've got an unfair advantage. You've taken it, and now you're celebrating in my face. Look. It's not touch. Just take it. No. No. No. No. Don't try and take the moral high ground now. I don't want your pity point. So what we do now? Right. I'm trying to read tier. You, there is an unwritten rule that if you know that somebody is waiting, then you give them priority. Better, Dinesh, you've also broken etiquette. What? How? You caused a scene. The most appropriate thing to do would have been to swallow your pride no not to create a scene with somebody earning the London living wage. I'm sorry. I I genuinely didn't see you standing there. I it wasn't anything personal. See what you've done? No Jade's gonna lose sleep over this. Probably will. And you could have avoided it all. Well, so I'm the bad guy now. Maybe I deserve to be served first after all. Too far.