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@maxxingwjett How long is it gonna take you? #dating #gooner
@maxxingwjett
Instagram · Greenscreen Talking Head
@maxxingwjett How long is it gonna take you? #dating #gooner
Performance
Video #37543 · Greenscreen Talking Head
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The creator presents a satirical, step-by-step guide on 'how to get STDs.' He first identifies four stereotyped 'niches' of people to target using illustrative background images, then instructs viewers to use an AI app to create fake, attractive dating profile pictures by face-swapping with a model. He concludes by showing a dating app flooded with notifications, implying the success of this deceptive strategy.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 45%
How to get STDs (Easy mode)
Verbal hook · 50%
If you and your boys wanna get some STDs this summer, listen up because I'm about to put you on game.
Visual hook · 5%
A jarring, dark image of a man screaming in terror while a large, creepy animatronic bunny character looms behind him.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Immediately state a controversial or absurd goal as if it were a desirable and achievable outcome, directly addressing the target audience to create a powerful pattern interrupt.
Payoff
Conclude with a statement that re-contextualizes the entire video, allowing the audience to connect the dots and understand the bait-and-switch, delivering the punchline through implication.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurd Solution
Frame a practical guide or solution within a shocking, absurd, or taboo premise to create a powerful pattern interrupt and comedic twist. The initial premise is a misdirection for the actual advice being given.
The False Strategy
Break down the absurd goal into a series of seemingly logical but outrageous steps or categories, treating the premise with complete seriousness to build the satire and viewer's curiosity.
The Strategic Pivot
Introduce a practical, real-world action or tool that seems to serve the false strategy but is actually the core of the real, underlying advice. This is the narrative's turning point.
The Tool Showcase
Briefly explain or name the specific tool/method, grounding the absurd plan in a tangible solution and often serving as a subtle product placement.
The Success Visualization
Provide visual 'proof' that the method works, but the proof shown corresponds to the real goal, not the initial absurd one, beginning the reveal of the bait-and-switch.
How long is it gonna take you? #dating #gooner
title · beginning
How to get STDs (Easy mode)
contextual · beginning
Crackheads,
contextual · beginning
furries,
contextual · middle
femboys,
contextual · middle
miscellaneous.
If you and your boys wanna get some STDs this summer, listen up because I'm about to put you on game. The first step is understanding that there's four niches that give you the best chance. Crackheads, furries, femboys, and miscellaneous. Once you pick a niche, you're gonna find a picture of a model's photo and then have AI replace his face with yours no you can upload these to your dating profile. And all I use is Regen for this, by the way. And the next thing you no, your inbox will be flooded with messages, and you can go ahead and get to work.