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@maxxingwjett How long is it gonna take you? #dating #gooner

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Length · 8 Jul 2026
0:23

Video #37543 · Greenscreen Talking Head

Satirical tutorial on online datingfrom @maxxingwjett

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Overview

The creator presents a satirical, step-by-step guide on 'how to get STDs.' He first identifies four stereotyped 'niches' of people to target using illustrative background images, then instructs viewers to use an AI app to create fake, attractive dating profile pictures by face-swapping with a model. He concludes by showing a dating app flooded with notifications, implying the success of this deceptive strategy.

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Simple outline

  1. 1State shocking, absurd goal
  2. 2Outline a 'strategic' plan
  3. 3Pivot to a real-world tool
  4. 4Show proof of results

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Related videos

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Classification

Concepts
Satirical AdviceTutorial / How To
Elements
Title Text HookGreen Screen Composite

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Hook analysis

What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds

Title hook · 45%

How to get STDs (Easy mode)

Verbal hook · 50%

If you and your boys wanna get some STDs this summer, listen up because I'm about to put you on game.

Visual hook · 5%

A jarring, dark image of a man screaming in terror while a large, creepy animatronic bunny character looms behind him.

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Hook and payoff

The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back

Hook

Immediately state a controversial or absurd goal as if it were a desirable and achievable outcome, directly addressing the target audience to create a powerful pattern interrupt.

Payoff

Conclude with a statement that re-contextualizes the entire video, allowing the audience to connect the dots and understand the bait-and-switch, delivering the punchline through implication.

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Narrative framework

The structural pattern this video runs on

Framework

The Absurd Solution

Frame a practical guide or solution within a shocking, absurd, or taboo premise to create a powerful pattern interrupt and comedic twist. The initial premise is a misdirection for the actual advice being given.

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    The False Strategy

    Break down the absurd goal into a series of seemingly logical but outrageous steps or categories, treating the premise with complete seriousness to build the satire and viewer's curiosity.

  2. 2

    The Strategic Pivot

    Introduce a practical, real-world action or tool that seems to serve the false strategy but is actually the core of the real, underlying advice. This is the narrative's turning point.

  3. 3

    The Tool Showcase

    Briefly explain or name the specific tool/method, grounding the absurd plan in a tangible solution and often serving as a subtle product placement.

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    The Success Visualization

    Provide visual 'proof' that the method works, but the proof shown corresponds to the real goal, not the initial absurd one, beginning the reveal of the bait-and-switch.

Themes

  • Satire
  • Dark Humor
  • Online Dating
  • Deception

Techniques

  • Green Screen
  • Stereotyping

Trends

  • AI face swap
  • Dating app culture

Post caption

How long is it gonna take you? #dating #gooner

Text overlays

  • title · beginning

    How to get STDs (Easy mode)

  • contextual · beginning

    Crackheads,

  • contextual · beginning

    furries,

  • contextual · middle

    femboys,

  • contextual · middle

    miscellaneous.

Transcript

If you and your boys wanna get some STDs this summer, listen up because I'm about to put you on game. The first step is understanding that there's four niches that give you the best chance. Crackheads, furries, femboys, and miscellaneous. Once you pick a niche, you're gonna find a picture of a model's photo and then have AI replace his face with yours no you can upload these to your dating profile. And all I use is Regen for this, by the way. And the next thing you no, your inbox will be flooded with messages, and you can go ahead and get to work.

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