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Transcript
We go to the movies, we're buying tickets. Devin, he best us a screenshot of three movie seats. Okay? E three, four, and five. He best it to our group chat. He said, are these seats good? K. I respond back. Those seats are perfect. Thank you. Five minutes later, he sent a second screenshot. He said, I grabbed e three. Hurry. I said, I grabbed e three. It's every man for himself. No. Go. Go. Go. I'm like, why did you not just buy all three tickets? We good have paid you back. You think I'm a bum. I'm like, either he doesn't trust us or he does not have $36. I don't know what's worse. You don't have $36. We shouldn't be going to the movies. Okay? But he goes, hurry. I go, oh, fun. I go, shut up real quick. I'm with someone. Shut up grandma. I can't handle the website. I go to the ticket page. I grab e four. Now the problem is, I start overthinking, I opted not to grab e five.