@thatzonaguy
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@thatzonaguy Better not be tolerating these in the future . #ted #talk #present #theboys #xyzbca
@thatzonaguy
Instagram · Speaker address
@thatzonaguy Better not be tolerating these in the future . #ted #talk #present #theboys #xyzbca
Performance
Video #40216 · Speaker address
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The creator, presenting in a mock "TED Talk" format, delivers a countdown list of five actions that men consider cheating but women often don't. He explains his reasoning for each point, including giving attention to other men, posting "thirst traps," letting other men spend money on them, discussing the relationship with other men, and flirting. He concludes by sarcastically thanking the audience and promising to return.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 25%
TODAYS TED TALK
Verbal hook · 70%
Today we have five things that men consider cheating that women don't.
Visual hook · 5%
A man sitting in a chair in front of a large TV screen displaying a presentation slide, holding a pointer stick, mimicking a formal lecture.
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Steal this for your own video
Here are things consider , that don't.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Provocative Frame: The video opens by establishing a familiar, authoritative format (e.g., 'Today's TED Talk') and immediately presents a controversial, binary topic title that pits two groups against each other.
Payoff
The payoff is the final, most extreme judgment and the ultimatum, which provides a cathartic release for the target audience and a final point of outrage for the opposing audience, maximizing engagement.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Uncompromising Judge
A satirical or serious presentation format (e.g., 'TED Talk') is used to deliver a controversial, numbered list of rules or judgments about a specific topic, designed to validate one audience's beliefs while provoking another.
The Antagonistic Thesis
The creator explicitly states a biased, generalizing premise that frames one group as problematic and in need of correction, setting a confrontational tone for the entire piece.
The Countdown Gauntlet
The creator systematically works through a numbered list in descending order to build suspense, applying a consistent judgment pattern to each item.
The Conclusive Ultimatum
After the final list item, the creator delivers a severe, non-negotiable consequence for violating the established rules, providing a harsh and definitive payoff.
The Format Sign-Off
The video concludes by reinforcing the parody format and establishing the content as a recurring series, encouraging viewers to follow for future installments.
Better not be tolerating these in the future . #ted #talk #present #theboys #xyzbca
title · beginning
TODAYS TED TALK
title · beginning
5 Things Men Consider Cheating That Women Don't By That Zona Guy
informational · beginning
5. Allocating attention to other men
informational · middle
4. Thirst traps (Attention solicitation)
informational · middle
3. Letting other men spend money on you
informational · middle
2. Talking about your relationship with another man
informational · end
1. Flirting because “That’s just my personality”
Today we have five things that men consider cheating that women don't because as you all no, women like to try to get away with a lot of shit. They love to justify bad behavior. So we're gonna go through a couple things that you would think are widely known. Number five, allocating attention to other men. If your woman is allocating her attention to other men that are not her father, brother, uncle, or cousin, that's a problem. You're the only guy friend that she needs. She doesn't need a whole bunch of other guys vying for her attention when she's in a relationship with you. Unacceptable. Number four, thirst rank, AKA attention solicitation. If your woman is posting her body online, she is soliciting attention from other men. Do not listen to the bullshit, the fucking gym progress, and I'm doing it for myself, and none of that shit. We're not falling for that. Number three, letting other men spend money on you. And all the women good be like, no. Well, I didn't even do anything, he just bought me a drink. All right, how would you feel if your man was out spending money on other women? Because that's the inverse here. Number two, talking about your relationship with another man. If you find out that your woman is venting to another man about your relationship, time to cut that bitch off right tier. Because I'll tell you what, if your relationship comes to an end, that's the first guy she's going to fuck, unacceptable. And number one, flirting because that's just my personality. Too many women, they just they have a flirty personality. They just don't wanna be mean, you know? No. I don't know. Unfucking acceptable. If your woman is flirting with other guys, she's being all handsy and touchy, the first thing you need to do is make sure that she's got a one way ticket back to the streets. So thanks for coming to my Tier Talk today, and I'll see you at the same time again tomorrow.