Two older Jewish men walk into a vintage clothing store, mistaking it for a Judaica shop and asking for items for Rosh Hashanah. The two young employees clarify it's a thrift store, leading to a comedic dialogue about used clothes, cultural identity, and the surprising revelation that one of the employees is also Jewish. The conversation escalates into a humorous discussion about the Jewish New Year falling on 9/11, Jewish celebrities, and the demographics of Miami.
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Episode 14: Jewish New Year on 9/11? Feat. @oldjewishmen
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Written by: @maxmanticof_ & @jourdainfisher
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Transcript
Good stuff, Aaron. It's nice. What a cool looking store. You boys got yarmulkes? We got fit its. Collab red, candles. It's a thrift store, not a Walgreens. Your point being? They think we're in Williamsburg. We sell thrifted clothes. Old clothes? Used ones. That's worse. Who wants used stuff? We need things for Rosh Hashanah. What's Rosh Hashanah? It's like New Year's. How do you know that? I'm Jewish. You're a heeb? This whole time? Yeah. Dude, I'm Jewish. I'm Argentinian. I kinda gotta pick my battles on the Internet. You get it. We get it. We get it. Oh, y'all got your own New Year? When is it? Today. 09:11? Yeah. Tough competition. It's like dropping the same night as Drake. Ah, Aubrey. Another launchman. A real mensch. Hey. Y'all can claim him, I guess. We have a few of you guys. Woah. We have a Maastadamal, David Briggs. Zoe Kravitz. Kravitz is kind of a giveaway. Like worse% of Miami. I thought it was more than that. Isn't Miami Cuban? That's what we want you to think. And then we sprinkle the company's Latino Jews in there. How much better does it get? I mean, I do feel more alive.