@willeygoat
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@willeygoat And obviously this is edited. As you all know I am actually 6’5.
@willeygoat
Instagram · Skit
@willeygoat And obviously this is edited. As you all know I am actually 6’5.
Performance
Video #42507 · Skit
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The video is a comedic skit imagining if dates were officiated by football referees. A man and woman meet for a first date in a park, but the woman immediately questions the man's height, which he lied about on his profile. Two referees suddenly intervene, measure the man's height with football chains, and declare him "short," while a sports commentator provides play-by-play. The refs also penalize the man for "unnecessary baldness," resulting in the woman "ghosting" him and walking away.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 85%
If dates had refs
Verbal hook · 15%
So nice to finally meet you in person.
Visual hook
A man sitting on a picnic blanket in a park as a woman walks up to him, establishing a familiar first-date scenario.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Establish a familiar social scenario and immediately introduce the absurd 'what if' premise via on-screen text, creating an expectation for a comedic twist.
Payoff
The absurd ruling dictates the final social outcome, providing a satisfying and funny conclusion that fully resolves the initial premise. This is often followed by a final comment from the 'expert'.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurd Adjudicator
A common, relatable social situation or conflict is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted and adjudicated by an external, comically inappropriate authority or system (e.g., a courtroom judge, a sports referee, a game show host).
The Normalcy Setup
A brief scene depicting the beginning of a common social interaction, establishing a baseline of reality before the absurdity begins.
The Inciting Conflict
A character reveals a common, low-stakes transgression or point of conflict inherent to the situation, acting as the trigger for the intervention.
The Systemic Intervention
The absurd external system or authority figure abruptly interrupts the scene, signaled by a distinct audio cue (whistle, gavel, buzzer), officially activating the video's core premise.
The Ludicrous Process
The authority figure applies their system's formal, nonsensical procedures to the social conflict, creating a central visual gag that escalates the comedy.
The Expert Analysis
A cutaway to a parody of an 'expert' or 'commentator' who analyzes the situation using the specific jargon of the absurd framework, adding a layer of world-building and humor.
The Official Verdict
The authority figure delivers a formal, official-sounding ruling on the social conflict, often including an additional, even more ridiculous 'penalty' for comedic effect.
And obviously this is edited. As you all know I am actually 6’5.
title · throughout
If dates had refs
Nice to finally meet you in person. Yeah. You too. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hi. How how are you? Good. How are you? Good. Yeah. Did you, do you wanna sit or Sorry. But your dating profile, it said you were 5¢. Alright. You caught me. I guess I'm actually closer to, like, I don't know, $5.09, maybe, $5.08, I guess. Yeah. We'll see about that, chief. Rank in the chains. Why'd you keep my hair off? What chains? The chains? Why the chains? What is what is happening? Wow. It's gotta be close here, but looks like he lied about his height. Probably gonna be closer to five six. There is no doubt about it. The ball carrier is short of the line to score, and there's also a penalty on the play. Unnecessary baldness on the ball carrier. Play results in ghosting. Oh, boy. Definitely not the way this guy wanted to go into cuffing season. We'll be back better the break.