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@bigjohngolfs BIG JOHNS AIRPORT PROTOCOL ✈️ 🫡 ALL HEART ❤️ ALL FOG 🌫️
@bigjohngolfs
Instagram · Vlog
@bigjohngolfs BIG JOHNS AIRPORT PROTOCOL ✈️ 🫡 ALL HEART ❤️ ALL FOG 🌫️
Performance
Video #43213 · Vlog
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The creator explains that he is an anxious flyer and demonstrates his personal "protocol" for "pre-gaming the airport." He starts in his garage by drinking a hard seltzer and using a vape, then moves to an outdoor patio where he uses a bong, smokes a joint, and finishes his drink before declaring he's ready to fly.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
PRE GAMING THE AIRPORT 🍻👻
Verbal hook · 40%
We're gonna pregame the airport.
Visual hook · 5%
A shirtless, muscular man wearing a gaming headset and backwards cap speaks directly to the camera in a garage setting, creating an unusual combination of visual cues.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Directly state a relatable goal or problem with a slightly edgy or humorous twist, immediately establishing the video's premise.
Payoff
A final, confident declaration that the 'protocol' is complete and has successfully transformed the creator's state, often punctuated by a humorous cultural reference.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurdist Protocol
Framing a series of escalating, often humorous or extreme actions as a structured 'protocol' to solve a common, relatable problem.
The Mission Statement
Announce the specific, relatable goal the creator is about to tackle, setting the stage for the narrative.
The Relatable Justification
Provide a common pain point or reason for the mission, creating an immediate connection with the audience.
The Protocol Framing
Introduce the subsequent actions not as random, but as a specific, named 'protocol' or 'method,' adding a layer of comedic seriousness.
The Foundational Step
Demonstrate the first, often most conventional, step in the protocol to establish a baseline.
The Escalation Mandate
Introduce and demonstrate a second, more extreme or absurd step that raises the stakes and introduces a core theme.
The Comedic Transition
Use an abrupt cut or non-sequitur action to signify a change in state or location, serving as a punchline and scene reset.
The Final Layer
Demonstrate the last step of the protocol, reinforcing the established theme.
BIG JOHNS AIRPORT PROTOCOL ✈️ 🫡 ALL HEART ❤️ ALL FOG 🌫️
title · beginning
PRE GAMING THE AIRPORT 🍻👻
We're gonna pregame the airport. Rank anxious flyer. Alright? Kinda my protocol. Couple of these. Then you fog it up till you're scared. Then teleport. Better in that one. Alright. Now we smoke a jay. It's fine. Fogs. Alright. Let's go Fogs and Charlie Sheen this bitch. Get him. I see. That's good. All hard fall from