Listing unique architectural home featuresfrom @lilswalty

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We've sucked all the life out of houses. Here's what I'd put back starting with a room that makes you sweat on purpose. Indoor atriums, a whole room dedicated to plants. Ideally, one that's a little muggy, a little hot, makes you slightly sticky, but also deeply happy. Like, sure, I'm sweating in my own home, but emotionally, I am healed. Pull down attic stairs. I want Kirby storage again. I want one place in the house that children are genuinely afraid to go into. Every house should have at least one room where the vibes are questionable, and there may or may not be a haunted doll waiting for you. Better glass windows. Not full stained glass, just enough wavy little glass to make the sunlight feel a little funky. Decorative floor inlays. Harlequin better, stained borders, checkerboards, floors used to do something. Now everything is just sad, gray, depressing LVP. And tile roofs. Are you kidding me? These are so much better than asphalt roofs, especially the ones with the decorative ridge finials. Like, the little dragon looking pieces at the end, functional, maybe. Sick. Absolutely. I don't want houses to be better. I want them to be weirder, warmer and slightly less boring.