List of celebrities who need beardsfrom @the_life_professor

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You ever noticed there's an entire genre of men who have, like, structurally important beards? Like, without it, they just become a different human. Like, I genuinely believe that James Harden would not be as good of a basketball player if he never had the beard. Like, it is a structural part of his ability to play the game. I think that much of the same can be said for No Oates. Like, once the mustache went, I think that that was a big part of why the hits dried up. Like, whenever you see this version of ZZ Top, it makes sense that they make the type of music that they do. Better, like, them before the beards, this is a grindcore band. This is this is not like blues rock. Duck Dynasty's entire empire was very much held up in the ability for them to grow facial tier. Because there is no way on God's green earth that this family is ever getting a reality show. I think that Drake is about at that point now where, like, every time you see the clean shaven Drake, it's like uncanny valley. It's like it's it's like he's the Pepsi better Drake. This is like the bot version, bro. JD without the the the... This. I think the same can be said for Thomas Massie. Like, nowadays, he's got this very stately figure about him. Then you see him from, like, the before times you're like, dude, this guy could get his lunch money stolen by, like, a kindergartner. There's a reason why there's that entire plot point in Parks and Rec about, like, clean shaven Ron being just completely neutered. It's it's because he is. Jason Momoa is possibly, like, the biggest difference in terms of just, like, how much he drops because, like, with the beard, he's one of the best looking guys in Hollywood. Without it, like, dude couldn't even get into the movie theater. Old what's his name looks even creepier without his soup strainer. This also makes you realize just how much of, like, the Burt Reynolds aura was held up in that mustache. Like, his entire acting career is rank to that. And this is Galifianakis before he grew a beard rank like, what what happened? I do have to say it's not that facial hair just automatically makes you look better because this is Chris Evans with a mustache and this is not Captain America. This is Captain I'm no Good within 20 feet of a skull. Better, yeah, let me no. Who has your favorite structurally essential beard? And, follow for more.