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Video #5575 · Greenscreen Talking Head
What your golf tee says about youfrom @shaneohgolfs
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Overview
The creator presents a comedic, rapid-fire list of different types of golf tees, assigning a stereotypical personality profile and a specific golf handicap to the type of person who uses each one.
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Simple outline
- 1State judgmental premise
- 2Classify and rank items
- 3Reveal the 'ideal' item
- 4Deliver absurd final judgment
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Classification
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Hook analysis
What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
What tees you use says about YOU
Verbal hook · 40%
What tees you use says about you.
Visual hook · 5%
A man in a green hat speaks directly to the camera with a friendly expression, with a graphic of three white golf tees behind his head.
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Hook and payoff
The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
A direct address to the viewer, stating that their choice in a common item reveals something fundamental about their identity.
Payoff
The final item presented is the most absurd of all. Instead of assigning a score, the creator delivers a terminal, comedic judgment, telling the user to quit the activity entirely.
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Narrative framework
The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Judgmental Gauntlet
To humorously categorize and rank users of common items within a niche, assigning them a quantifiable score and a personality stereotype, culminating in an absurd final judgment.
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The Low-Tier Condemnation
The creator analyzes the first item, immediately establishing it as a poor choice used by gullible or unskilled individuals. A low-ranking quantitative score is assigned.
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The Mid-Tier Critique
The creator analyzes a slightly better but still flawed item, assigning it a mediocre score and a stereotype that is less about skill and more about a specific personality trait (e.g., cheap, lazy).
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The Apex Validation
The creator reveals the 'correct' or 'ideal' item. The user of this item is praised for their wisdom, skill, and purity. They are assigned the highest-ranking score, validating a segment of the audience.
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The Absurdist Descent
The creator introduces an even more ridiculous or gimmicky item than the first, mocking its premise and assigning it a hyperbolically terrible score that breaks the established scale.
Themes
Techniques
Trends
Post caption
What tees you use… says about YOU #golf #golfstagram #golfing #golfaddict #golfers #golfswing #golftips #golfcoach #fyp
Text overlays
title · beginning
What tees you use says about YOU
contextual · middle
ANTI BALDING SPRAY
informational · middle
44.9 HANDICAP.
informational · middle
27.4 HANDICAP.
informational · middle
11.4 HANDICAP.
informational · middle
3.7 HANDICAP.
informational · end
65,000 HANDICAP.
Transcript
What tees you use says about you. You gotta stop. If flight path tees or anti slice tees are in your bag, I know you have 10 rolls of Flex Seal tape in your garage and a couple of bottles of anti balding spray in your bathroom. You fall for every infomercial. Tees are not gonna fix your golf game. 44.9 handicap. Castle tees. You're not Aaron Rye. I no. We just saw him win a tournament with the castle tees, but you don't know how far to put the ball into the ground, so you buy these instead. 27.4 handicap. Plastic tees, especially this model right here. I know you belong to a country club because it has the logo printed all over it. You use them because they're free, and you can't justify paying a membership bill and spending an extra couple bucks on tees. 11.4 handicap. Wooden tier. You are a good golfer. You don't fall for any of these marketing scams that a tee is gonna fix your golf game, and you just like them. They're simple. They're plain. 3.7 handicap. If these are in your bag, you're best friends with the guy that uses the anti slice tier. And you guys need help, and that's okay because we are here for you. Four yard more tier? What is four yards gonna do for you? And you really thought it would help? 65,000 handicap. Stop playing golf.