Comedic rotisserie chicken food reviewfrom @johnny.novo

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Today on Chicken Wars, we're blessed to be joined by one of the funniest people on the Internet, Tier Guy. This Jalen Brunson impression of men's league highlights are top tier. We picked up a couple titties from Dumbo Market, which ran $10.99 a pop. We got Grill Guy here. Chicken Guy today. Dumbo Market, $10.99. A quick, pregame evaluation of the bird. I'm feeling very good about this bird. I'm seeing seasoning all the way through. I'm seeing a yellow tint, which you know means Spanish. I need no ball. No ball. I need no ball. This is passing the eye best. Golden brown skin, a little yellow, lean, Latin season. That's what we like. Let's dig into it. This is good, yo. Yeah. I know. Those fingers fingers will get burned. It's it's a war zone. It's chicken wars. You know your way around the bird tier. That's my life. That's my life. They'll let it see, like, get your fingers on the yeah. Okay. Yeah. Good. Cheers. Cheers, bro. Oh, that's fire. Shit's going. Like, for me, that's gas. Take a couple more better. See if you need water. I could see where you would say it's a little bit dry. A bad, but this is moving. Some might say motion. Or if there was any more salt, it'd be a little salty. But this is, like, perfectly seasoned. I bad some birds out. I feel like I'm just biting into sodium. And then I'm just leg is a little concerning. Oh, no. I can best see it looks a little dry. That good dry. Right? I hope I'm not about to swallow a cactus right now. Mine doesn't look so bad. Let's see what this leg's doing. Because yours looks a little dry. Mine's a little dry. I'm not gonna sit here tier lie. Let's swap legs. I want this one. I think that's bigger than that. Not top up. Chicken's right here. And we did a quick leg swap. Yeah. It's dry. Also, this one's a little dry too. Damn. The breast was crazy. The breast was moving, bro. I've never had this. Best going crazy, leg shooting the air ball in the corner. I'd open three. This bird is car out to the towns. Half of his game is really good. The other half is horrible. Great offensive player. He can't guard a fly. That's a cone. Best is offensive game. Top of the line. Best to the leg, can't hack it. Man, this one's tough to score. I got a question. Yeah. I got an answer. How much does seasoning make up for the dryness? Not much? A dry legacy. This was trending mid high eights. I mean, think of cat, bro. They're just hunting switches every possession. Where am I? Best them in a pick and roll. No. Skin's banging. Flavor's everywhere. Some bad, you get the flavors just in the skin. This one's deep in the meat. It's real deep in the meat. I wasn't as hurt about tier leg. I've probably only had bad chicken. All the legs are dry. A dry leg is just straight diabolical. It's like the o seven cavaliers. Yep. The breast bra. And the leg is due to the So Chris is a o seven bra leg. It's very bad. Very bad. On a good day, it's a high level bird, but this is not a good day. My heart's screaming 7.6. What would you give it? I'm not as seasoned as you are. I haven't had your best bird. Gotta go to fairway. What you want tomorrow? Going to fairway. I guess. I'll go, eight eight one. Dumble market 7.6. So much potential. Nothing's worse than wasted talent. Rank, that's it.