The creator gives a tour of a $6.1 million beach house in Florida. She begins by showing the exterior and the beach backyard, but quickly pivots the tour into a comedic monologue, using the house's features as metaphors to rant about her cheating ex-boyfriend from ten years ago. As she moves through the kitchen, living areas, bedroom, and bathroom, she recounts various "red flags" she missed, culminating in the final reveal that the biggest red flag was his car, before ending with a call-to-action.
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i forgot there’s private boat access and an ADU smh
$6,190,000
4 Bedrooms
4 Bathrooms
3,207 sqft
Indian Shores, FL
I am not the listing agent and YES the listing agent gave me permission to film smh yall nosey
Transcript
This house is $6,100,000. Before you say anything, shut the up. The backyard is literally the beach. Four bedrooms, four bathrooms, 3,200 square feet. This home is so Florida that it should come with a lifetime supply of Narcan. I'll be worst. I was born and raised tier, and I rarely ever go to the beach. There's always all this signage up about bacteria in the water. I guess I just never realized how much my ex loved to swim. And my ex has more walls up than this worse, which is crazy because how can you have so many walls up when your pants are always down with another woman? I know what you're thinking. Bree, are you really still mad about something that happened ten years ago? Yes. I'm so bad at red flags, I found a pair of underwear in his car rank I was like, bad, that's fine. I'm so bad at red flags that I found a provocative photo of another woman on his phone and I was like, that's completely normal. The biggest red flag was that motherfucker drove a Mitsubishi Galant and I still didn't see it coming. I was gonna say he's probably watching this right now, but let's be real. He's probably texting five different women about how cool his motorcycle is. I'll save you the trouble, ladies. It's not that cool. Imagine cheating on your girlfriend rank then she gets internet famous. Rich people love a woman's crack. Oh, yes. You like that, Chris? My name is Herbert the Pervert. Do you like that? You better not because that's my crack. Share this with someone who wants to live on the beach.