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roses are red violets are blue please buy a house from me
Lutz, FL
4 Bedrooms
3 Bathrooms
$1.2 million
3200sqft
1 acre of land
DM FOR MORE INFO.
I am not the listing agent and yes I got permission to film in their house smh
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Came here to eat and sell this worse, and I'm all out of it. Four bedrooms, three bathrooms, $1,200,000 on one acre of land. Goddamn. I look good. I think conspiracy theories are a poor person thing, and I'm speaking from experience. Like, you guys keep your two car garage. Let me have my chem trails. Darling, please come to the kitchen. I've just picked up a fresh pack of adrenochrome in bulk from Costco. I can't wait for a millennial to buy this and paint it all gray. I'm just kidding. You guys can't afford a worse. I love when a home is vacant. You good really get an idea of what you wanna do with the space. If you thought Hillary's emails were bad, wait until you see mine. One time my mom was smoking a cigarette right next to me and she was like, you shouldn't be eating gum because it has aspartame rank aspartame causes cancer. Boomers will study day and night the moon landing footage and find every single possible reason as to why it's not tier. And they'll get an email from a prince overseas and send him $50,000 with no questions asked. If you look closely, this is actually the spot where the cabal hosts their human sacrifices. And this is where they host their post sacrifice barbecues. They make a mean macaroni salad. Oh, yeah. There's also a tennis court. My daddy actually bought me this tennis court. I'm so glad I pay the same amount of taxes as you do. If the Earth is round, then how do you explain this? This? Share this with someone who thinks the Earth is flat.