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Episode 54: Holiday Shopper visits the shop featuring @lucianobunny 🛍️🎁 Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale #ad
@square and @cashapp are paying people to touch grass this holiday. Pull up to Williamsburg on 11/29 for free pedicab rides, 50% off (up to $100) at select local businesses when you pay with Cash App, and a free gift with purchase. Because apparently walking outside is faster than next-day shipping. See shops and terms at squ.re/shoplocal.
Thanks to: Director @nitay.dagan, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Editor & Sound Mix @raananfogel, Sr. Editor @nitay.dagan, Assistant Editor @hudsonmakesmovies, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Associate Producer @hannahmeholick and @larryscaphe for the space!
Transcript
Good morning. I'm so glad you guys are open this early. That makes fun of us. I've been online shopping all week. I'm in 12 different Secret Santas, and I'm trying to get ahead with all the Black Friday sales. You still use the Internet to buy things? You guys don't online shop? We don't believe in the concept of shipping. We shop local. I don't even carry my wallet if I'm more than a block away from my home. What about your specialty beans? I mean, don't they come from another country? We have a guy in Ridgewood who sources them and brings them to our front stoop and sells them to us. He's also a soundscape artist and a part time sushi chef. Alright. Okay. I can shop local. What gifts do you guys sell here? Today, we have vintage vinyl records from our fave DJ school slash record shop, Superior Elevation. Existential poetry from Spoonbill and Sugartown books. And barista essentials from Awoke Vintage. Oh, these are actually cool. Can I get a few copies of that book? We only carry one of each item. Duplicates are creatively unoriginal. Alright. Well, I'll just get these. That'll be $2.66 40. What? How? I don't know. There's, like, some added fees. Customer interaction fee? That fee varies depending on how much the customer emotionally drains us. You worse, like, moderately draining. And the hand delivery fee? We literally deliver our items by hand. People are so entitled these days. Do I at least get a discount if I pay with cash? Only with Cash App. There's a discount application fee? We have carpal tunnel. Whatever. I'll definitely have the most unique gifts that all my secret Santas. Santa is a construct. And he doesn't keep your secrets.