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@bigjohngolfs I dropped my handicap 10 shots by doing this… #fyp #golf #funny #explore #bigjohngolfs

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Video #18408 · Vlog

Humorous golf practice routine vlogfrom @bigjohngolfs

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Overview

The creator takes the viewer through his satirical 'scratch golfer' practice routine, starting with vaping and putting on the green. He then gets a beer from his golf bag, has a comedic panic attack looking for his vape pen, and heads to the driving range after drinking an energy drink. After hitting a few drivers, he concludes the session by going to the clubhouse bar for another beer.

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Simple outline

  1. 1Establish routine with a twist
  2. 2Introduce relatable conflict
  3. 3State core philosophy
  4. 4Showcase peak skill
  5. 5Conclude with earned reward

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Related videos

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Classification

Format
Concepts
Day In The LifeSatirical AdviceRelatable Skit
Elements
VoiceoverMontage EditingTitle Text Hook

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Hook analysis

What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds

Title hook · 25%

SCRATCH GOLFER PRACTICE ROUTINE

Verbal hook · 30%

We're gonna start this practice session the only way we know how. Fog it up, boys.

Visual hook · 45%

A wide shot of a man on a sunny golf course, who immediately performs the unexpected action of using a vape, creating a visual pattern interrupt.

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Hook and payoff

The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back

Hook

Announce a structured, aspirational routine, then immediately introduce a non-standard, identity-signaling behavior as the 'only way' to begin.

Payoff

Having completed the routine, the character indulges in a final reward, framing it as a well-earned conclusion that reinforces the lifestyle.

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Narrative framework

The structural pattern this video runs on

Framework

The Subversive Routine

Presenting a structured, goal-oriented process but subverting it with humorous, relatable, and identity-signaling 'vices' or non-standard behaviors, framed under a 'this is how we really do it' philosophy.

  1. 1

    The Ritualistic Warm-Up

    The character performs the initial, low-intensity steps of the routine while incorporating the non-standard behavior established in the hook.

  2. 2

    The Credibility Proof

    The character demonstrates genuine competence in the core activity to validate their authority and skill, proving the non-standard approach yields results.

  3. 3

    The External Pressure

    A minor, relatable conflict or obstacle is introduced (e.g., an authority figure, a technical glitch) that forces a narrative pivot.

  4. 4

    The Philosophy Reveal

    The character uses the conflict as a justification to double down on their non-standard approach, explicitly stating their core philosophy.

  5. 5

    The Comedic Setback

    The character experiences a brief, low-stakes moment of panic or frustration related to one of their identity-signaling props, adding a layer of humanizing comedy.

  6. 6

    The Power-Up Sequence

    The character resolves the setback and prepares for the main event by consuming or using stimulants or comfort items.

  7. 7

    The Peak Performance

    The character executes the most difficult or impressive part of the routine, showcasing their skill at its peak after the full preparation.

Themes

  • Satire
  • Relatability
  • Humor
  • Sports Culture

Techniques

  • Voiceover
  • Montage
  • Satirical Framing

Trends

  • Day In The Life Vlog

Post caption

I dropped my handicap 10 shots by doing this… #fyp #golf #funny #explore #bigjohngolfs

Text overlays

  • title · beginning

    SCRATCH GOLFER PRACTICE ROUTINE

Transcript

Gonna start this practice session the only way we know how. Fog it up, boys. We're gonna fog it up, hit tier little pendulum, go to three feet, roll a couple of them in, then we go from about 10 best, make sure these are auto, still got it. Auto, all tier right there. Then the ranger was eyeing me down, rightfully no. We are fogging it up on the green. Better me go grab a bag better because you practice how you play, boys. We don't play golf sober. I was looking for the pen. Couldn't find the pen. Panic ensued. Had a little panic attack out here on the golf course. Couldn't seem to find it, but that's probably fair because my brain was fogged up and ended up finding it. Hit the pen once again, stem out with the energy drink. No get a small bucket of balls, not a large. We're not Hardos. Alright? Right to the rank. Driver driver driver. Step into the last one. At this point in the rank session, your brain's kinda mashed potatoes. You're sweating it all out, fogging it up. You go to the nineteenth hole, go chill at the bar, and you go have a beer because you earned it. Follow for more.