Post caption
Episode 70: Progressive Southerner visits the shop featuring @jayjurden 🤠 Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Guest Director @zenpace, DP/Color @eyalbaucohen, Lead Editor @nitay.dagan, Assistant Editor @ad.ri.an.a, Sound Mix @fogelmusic, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Associate Producer @hannahmeholick, Production Coordinator @torijeanine and @larryscaphe for the space!
Transcript
Isn't this place just darling? I just moved here from Mississippi. You really don't have to admit that to anyone. Just say you moved around for your parents' worse, but keep it vaguely European. Why? America is so much better than Europe. You ever been to Walmart? You ever seen a parking lot? Guns. Coffee shops in New York, they're so different. In the South, we walk in, we say, how y'all doing? Tier y'all just say, what's the Wi Fi password? It's EatTheRichOur scones all over our case. Are we EatingTheRich? And Our scones. Oh, speaking of which, could I get a chicory root latte with sweet cream, and could I substitute the regular milk for pecan milk? Pecan. Does he mean pecan? What's a pecan? I think he means the gender neutral bathroom. We don't give out bathroom codes. Us southerners aren't so fussy about labels. Pecan, pecan, tomato, tomato. What kind of baked goods do y'all got? I could go for cornbread muffin, maybe a beignet. Do you have a buttermilk biscuit? Today, we have a buckwheat coconut cashews cone with dragon fruit icing. Y'all think we're intolerant, but y'all can't even tolerate gluten. It's not our fault our tummy town is more cosmopolitan than yours. Tummy town Yes. That's not very neighborly. There's a lot of good and traditional southern values. Here's one. I think that women should be investing in their futures early. You gotta protect tier four zero one k, baby girl. Weirdly giving Vanguard. Call me old fashioned, but I believe that sexuality is Here we go. A spectrum, and I'm smack dab in the middle. I learned that in theater school. Wait. What? You know the better? You have so many old school thoughts about southerners. Of worse, we know theater. The most famous drag queen is from the South. RuPaul. Hannah Montana? No. Tyler Perry. Heller. Heller. Yeah. I guess I am kinda old school. I love two things, college football and reparation. Well, which one is more? Don't make me pick. You think the Southerners are so backwards. I good news for y'all. Us southerners can be very forward. How is he hitting on both of us at the same time? I think it's a southern thing. That's just my charm, baby. Anyway, who do I make this check out to? Is it to y'all or can I just fax it? Checkoff is cooking with that.