@aranisagoodboy
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@aranisagoodboy Thanks @🦷✨oblivion✨🦷 #staples
@aranisagoodboy
TikTok · Yap
@aranisagoodboy Thanks @🦷✨oblivion✨🦷 #staples
Performance
Video #20459 · Yap
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The creator delivers a direct-to-camera monologue explaining how a recent viral TikTok trend has drastically increased their workload at Staples without an increase in pay. They contrast their previously relaxed work environment with the new constant demand for custom products, balancing their frustration with the situation while expressing no ill will toward the creator of the trend.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
I'm a Staples worker and the Staples baddie has ruined my life
Verbal hook · 35%
Hi, everyone. I'm a Staples worker, and the Staples baddie is ruining my life.
Visual hook · 10%
Close-up, intimate shot of the creator speaking directly to the camera in a dimly lit room with ornate, vintage-style framed pictures in the background, creating an immediate sense of personal confession.
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Steal this for your own video
I'm a and has ruined my life
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The Viral Victim Hook: The creator establishes their insider credentials and makes a dramatic, hyperbolic claim about how a current viral internet trend is personally ruining their life.
Payoff
The Bleak Horizon: A cyclical return to the opening dramatic claim, ending on a relatable note of dread about their immediate future (e.g., their next shift) to drive empathy and comments.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Unintended Consequence Confessional
An insider or frontline worker reveals the hidden, negative real-world impact of a massive internet trend on their daily life, contrasting the peaceful 'before' with the chaotic 'after' to highlight a relatable systemic unfairness.
The Baseline Reality
Establishes the peaceful, mundane, or easy status quo before the viral event occurred, setting a stark baseline for comparison.
The Catalyst & Influx
Describes the sudden, overwhelming shift in consumer behavior or daily operations directly caused by the viral trend.
The Laborious Details
Lists the specific, difficult, or annoying new tasks the creator is now forced to execute, providing concrete proof of the severity of the change.
The Core Grievance
Reveals the underlying injustice of the situation—typically that the massive increase in labor, stress, or volume comes with zero increase in compensation or reward.
The Diplomatic Disclaimer
The creator clarifies they hold no personal ill will towards the originator of the trend, protecting themselves from audience backlash while maintaining their victim stance.
Thanks @🦷✨oblivion✨🦷 #staples
title · beginning
I'm a Staples worker and the Staples baddie has ruined my life
Hi, everyone. I'm a Staples worker, and the Staples baddie is ruining my life. So Staples was not a busy store. Like, we would maybe have, like, three people in the store at any given time. Now that the Staples baddie has gone viral, We get hundreds of people every day asking for the most laborious options of things that we can do. So I've been making mugs. I've been making prints. I've been making all of these things that these are the hardest things for us employees to do. They take the most tier. They do the most physical worse, and this is what everyone wants now. And I'm still making the exact minimum wage that I was making before. So I was really loving how my job was kinda just sitting around and maybe stocking the shelves every once in a while. And now it's basically just a constant workshop. Like, I'm constantly just, like, making things like a craftsperson, but still being paid minimum wage. So I love the Staples baddie. I think she's great. I think she's so funny. I think she's so cool. I think she's so whatever. But she's ruined my life. I have to go into work tomorrow and probably make hundreds of bugs.