@wisdm
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@wisdm Valentine’s Day is a scam, dating is a scam
@wisdm
Instagram · Talking Head Edit
@wisdm Valentine’s Day is a scam, dating is a scam
Performance
Video #20727 · Talking Head Edit
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The creator tells a comedic story about a recent dating experience where his date requested he adopt an 'old money' aesthetic. Throughout the narrative, he uses B-roll cutaways to visually contrast the requested preppy, wealthy style with his own avant-garde, high-fashion wardrobe, ultimately concluding with the humorous realization that they were incompatible.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 15%
Dating in 2026
Verbal hook · 50%
So recently, I've been talking to this girl.
Visual hook · 35%
Creator sitting casually in a visually interesting, eclectic room wearing distinctive patched denim and sunglasses, immediately establishing a strong personal style.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Establish a relatable interpersonal scenario that is suddenly interrupted by a bizarre or highly specific demand from another person.
Payoff
Deliver a swift, deadpan rejection of the compromise, ending the narrative on a relatable, self-deprecating note of failure.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Expectation vs. Reality Storytime
Using a personal anecdote about mismatched expectations to showcase contrasting visual aesthetics, culminating in a self-deprecating punchline.
The Expectation Setup
Clearly define the opposing party's specific requirement or standard, setting the baseline for the upcoming visual and narrative contrast.
The Reality Contrast
Introduce the creator's actual state or preference, creating extreme comedic juxtaposition with the previously established expectation.
The Absurdity Escalation
Use dialogue or internal commentary to highlight the ridiculousness of trying to bridge the gap between the expectation and the reality.
The Compromise Pitch
Present a visual or conceptual middle-ground solution as a final attempt to resolve the narrative conflict.
Valentine’s Day is a scam, dating is a scam
title · beginning
Dating in 2026
So recently, I've been talking to this girl. And on Valentine's Day, she told me that she wants a type of boyfriend. And I was like, what does that even mean? And she good, oh you no, someone good money that wears like Laura Pian or Ralph Lauren. Mind you I was wearing like head to tier. Pants are so tight, you would have thought tier were vegan leather men's leggings. And I tell it, you know, just because a man wears doesn't mean he's actually And she's like, yeah, but it's just more of the vibe of the guy. And I'm like, you worst an old money vibe? You want me to cosplay as a Rothschild? And mind you, the whole time we've been talking for months, she's only ever seen me in, or, no you can imagine my confusion when we've been talking for months and she decides to tell me this on Valentine's Day. So I tell her, okay, what if we meet in the middle at like a She said no. So safe to say it was a pretty lonely Valentine's Day.