Rapid fire red carpet fashion reviewfrom @johnmvilla2

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How did the men do on the Oscars red carpet? Michael B. Jordan in custom Louis Vuitton. Powerful, modern and different, very militaristic. Love the waist chain, and it's just so clean. This is Men's Chanel by Mathieu Blasi. Pedro looks incredible. Slutty little glasses. I need that boutonniere. This is simply refreshing. Timothee Chalamet and Givenchy and sunglasses hiding from Nathan Lane, perhaps. It's fine. I don't like any of the accessories, including his goatee. Hudson Williams and Balenciaga with Bulgari jewelry. The jewelry is kind of the best part. And the shoes. Law roach in a very rare Alexander McQueen coat from 1997. This is from a triptych by Hans Memling. I miss the long hair. I'm not sure about the Chanel book clutch or the brooch. There's a lot to look at. Shaboozy wore custom kampigo, and it makes me very happy. Interesting cut on the suit and waistcoat. He's dripping in jewelry. The collar is so interesting. Reece Feldman and Tanner Better, so obsessed with this jacket and tier. Those little cameo brooches, I need it. Adrien Brody has the craziest taste in brooches I've ever seen, and I thank him for that. This is crazy. Jacob Elordi and Bottega Veneta. Some cool proportions happening, but I'm pretty bored. This, I find very interesting. Paul Mescaline Celine. Such a unique collarless jacket, but it does have a little lapel of sort. I think it's really cool. This is another excellent one, Joe Alwyn in Valentino. Really different bow tier and a lovely brooch. It's just elegant. Felix Camara in Saint Laurent. Beautiful, rich colors. Honestly, anything that's not a standard black tux gets points. As I said, points. Lewis Pullman's suit doesn't really feel like an Oscars outfit, but I do like it. Tier next scarf, the pinstripes, it's really chic. Damson Idris in Prada, feels like a costume that Jeff Goldblum could have worn in Wicked. Is that Ostracon or Shearling? I'm so confused. Wagner, Mora, and Xenia, really interesting cut on the lapel and shirt, and I like that little modernist brooch. Kieran Culkin, really nice, rich color. Milo Manheim, this might be one brooch too many. One brooch after another. They just don't go together. Jeremy Pope. You suave bastard. This is Ami Paris, and it's so cool. A two piece branch brooch. A bow tier that shoots off to one side. I've never seen that before. Let me know who had your favorite menswear look. Okay. Bye.