Rating designer coffee machine collabsfrom @clayton.chambrs

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Is it tasteful or is it tacky? Coffee edition. Worst, we got the Hainespresso coffee maker, and on this one, I'm gonna go tacky. While I love the colorways, it feels a little too polished and forced, specifically yes aesthetics around the sync choice mixed in with this background, which is completely different from the last shot. It's trying to be aspirational in a goop sort of way, but without the backing of a trust fund kit to buy it. Moving right along, we have The North Face and Bialetti who recently collabed on this mocha kit, and I'm gonna go good taste on this one. The product itself fits in perfectly with the ethos of a brand like The North Face, and I must say the spoons go unnecessarily hard. Babe, I'm running late. Can you make me a cappuccino on our $12,000 ALD La Marzocco espresso machine? Look, setting the prices aside, this is a well designed espresso machine all the way down to the finest of details. But if you best $12,000 on this machine, you are in fact tacky, and there's no way around it. And if you're wearing this fit while you make cappuccino for your girl, we need to talk. There are espresso machines, and then there is the Simon Weiss DeLonghi miniaturist collab, remodeling cafe facades from cities like Copenhagen, Tokyo, Berlin. These are the type of collectibles that I'm looking for in my life. And if my parents had one in their house, I would be very proud. Last week, we got the Carhartt Whip rocket espresso machine complete with the grinder set. The machine is dope, and the execution on this collab in general was pretty well executed. Ladies, if he invites you over to his place and you see this machine in the kitchen, he can't be trusted. I don't make the rules, but let me know why I'm wrong in the comments.