@mirandadoesbrands
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@mirandadoesbrands If I was launching a brand for Jacob Elordi, this is what I’d do (all thirst trap complications observed purely for professional research purposes)
@mirandadoesbrands
Instagram · Greenscreen Talking Head
@mirandadoesbrands If I was launching a brand for Jacob Elordi, this is what I’d do (all thirst trap complications observed purely for professional research purposes)
Performance
Video #26282 · Greenscreen Talking Head
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The creator presents a hypothetical case study, pitching a men's makeup and skincare brand called 'Form' for celebrity Jacob Elordi. She outlines a three-product launch strategy, justifies the market need with statistics on men secretly buying makeup, and argues why Elordi is the perfect founder to destigmatize the category for a male audience, ending with a question to the viewers.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
CELEBRITY BRANDS I WISH EXISTED JACOB ELORDI
Verbal hook · 40%
Everyone loves to hate on celebrity brands, but this is one I wish existed.
Visual hook · 5%
A composite shot of the creator speaking in the foreground, overlaid on a large, stylish photo of celebrity Jacob Elordi.
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Steal this for your own video
The brand that needs to exist.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Acknowledge a popular negative sentiment about a topic ('celebrity brands'), then immediately propose a specific, intriguing exception to that rule.
Payoff
A direct question to the audience, inviting them to validate the concept and share their own opinions, effectively converting passive viewers into active participants.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Hypothetical Brand Launch Blueprint
Proposing a detailed, well-justified, and perfectly-matched business concept for a culturally relevant figure, framed as a compelling 'what if' scenario to create intellectual and aspirational buy-in.
The Aspirational Setup
Creates a vivid, high-stakes scenario placing a subject (a person, company, etc.) at a peak moment of cultural relevance and opportunity to establish the 'why now'.
The Strategic Question
Frames the core problem or opportunity the subject faces in this peak scenario as a direct, open-ended question to the audience.
The Concept Reveal & Reframe
Introduces the proposed solution/brand, giving it a name and cleverly repositioning a familiar concept under a new, more accessible or appealing term.
The Tangible Breakdown
Details the specific components of the solution (e.g., products, features), using a repetitive rhetorical device ('AKA') to translate marketing language into relatable, real-world terms.
The Market Justification
Presents data, statistics, or anecdotal evidence to prove a clear, unmet demand for the proposed solution, transforming the idea from a whim into a viable business case.
The 'Perfect Fit' Argument
Explains precisely why the chosen subject is uniquely qualified to execute this solution by analyzing their specific, relevant attributes and public persona.
If I was launching a brand for Jacob Elordi, this is what I’d do (all thirst trap complications observed purely for professional research purposes)
title · beginning
CELEBRITY BRANDS I WISH EXISTED
title · beginning
JACOB ELORDI
branding · middle
FORM COSMETIC SKINCARE
contextual · middle
aka concealer
contextual · middle
aka a primer
contextual · middle
aka a skin tint
informational · middle
7 million men in the US last year secretly purchased makeup
call-to-action · end
what do you think who would buy this?
Everyone loves to hate on celebrity brands, but this is one I wish existed. Picture this. You're Jacob Elordi. You've just been named the most eligible bachelor of 2026, and now you're rumoured to be dating Kendall Jenner. The girls will fancy you. The guys will want to be you. What do you launch? Form, a makeup brand for men, or as we'll call it, cosmetic skincare. He'd launched with three products, an under eye recovery stick AKA concealer, a pore minimising serum AKA a primer, and an ultra lightweight skin corrector AKA a skin tier. Products to help men look their best without looking like they're wearing makeup. Because hear me out. 7,000,000 men in The US last year secretly purchased makeup. They're mostly buying women's brands. The demand is tier, but men just need someone to give them permission. And who better than Jacob Elordi? He's masculine enough to win over straight men, feminine enough to credibly launch a makeup brand. What do you think? Who would buy this?