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We interrupt your scroll with an announcement from our very real and official @presbeilock.
@raedratch ‘88 will deliver our 2026 Commencement address. A Said and Done alum turned @nbcsnl standout and Tony-nominated performer, she first found her footing in comedy at Dartmouth before taking that leap to Chicago—and beyond. She currently stars in the 2026 Broadway revival of The @rockyhorrorbway as the Narrator.
Join us June 14 as she returns to Hanover to celebrate the Class of 2026.
More at the link in our bio.
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Transcript
Good afternoon, Dartmouth. As your 100% real, genuine college president, Son Lee Bailock. Sean Leah Bad Bailock. See you on Leah Bylock. There we go. I'll get it by June. I'm pleased to announce your 2026 commencement speaker. This individual represents the very best of Dartmouth's core values, intellectual rigor, community, and the ability to perform live under pressure in front of thousands of extremely proud and mildly sunburned families on the green. Our speaker has excelled on stage, screen, movies, Broadway, worse seven seasons on Saturday Night Live. I think this idea for a commencement speaker may be one of the best ideas I've ever bad, and I've won awards for my good ideas on cognitive science, I think. Anyway, as your president, I decree that you should all build a dorm, save the climate, research, teach, learn, dialogue across differences. North tier, worst star, north star. Rachel, what are you doing? I'm acting. Kinda known for my impressions. Are you? Not really.