Animated character explains performance carfrom @bixmation

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Best ruined the m five by turning their newest generation into a 5,400 pound hybrid boat. And because of that exact mistake, the previous generation just became the most dangerous depreciated bargain money can buy. This is the f 90 m five. Out of the box, it was an overly expensive 600 horsepower executive sedan meant for investment bankers and lease obsessed managers. But because those guys worst these cars away after exactly three years, they have depreciated directly into the hands of absolute degenerates. And what the second owner realizes is that the f 90 holds a terrifying mechanical cheat code, the 4.4 liter twin turbo s 63 engine paired with BMW's MX drive system. Because this car was so heavily over engineered from the factory, you do not need to pull the motor apart to make hypercar numbers. You bolt up high flow downpipes and you flash an aggressive ethanol tune. With literally just software and downpipes, you are instantly sitting on over 800 horsepower. But the real advantage isn't the power, it's the traction. Because of the heavy duty all wheel drive system, it doesn't just spin its rear tires and make noise like a Hellcat. It violently dead hooks. This 4,300 pound German mass of leather and sound deadening will physically humiliate actual Italian supercars from a stoplight, and you will do it while sitting in a heated massage chair. It is the absolute undisputed peak of the internal combustion m car. So are you going to spend $150,000 on the new overweight hybrid, or are you buying the depreciated v eight that actually terrifies people?