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I'm starting to think that the Tooth Fairy isn't real.
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That would be unfortunate because she owes me $20.
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What can I get you?
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Why is there a tiny barista in my spot?
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It's Bring Your Inner Child to Work day, remember?
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All Brooklyn baristas are replaced by their inner child for the day so they can heal.
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Aren't there child labor laws?
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Not for us. We're fictional.
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Don't worry, we have a union.
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Are you gonna order?
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I'll get a carrot ginger golden milk.
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And I'll have a beetroot cacao latte.
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Ew!
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We don't serve vegetables as a statement against our parents.
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Yeah, today we only have chocolate, strawberry, and Oreo milkshakes.
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Okay, fine, we'll take two chocolate milkshakes with macadamia milk sweetened with agave.
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What's agave? Is it a Pokémon?
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No, it's, like, a healthy sweetener.
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Are you guys allowed to eat processed sugar?
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You would really be surprised what they're allowed to feed us in school.
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Speaking of school, why aren't you there?
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We don't believe in the concept of formal education.
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We learn everything we need to know from YouTube. Mostly unboxings.
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You can't put us in a box. Mmm!
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My astrologer did say my inner child would be especially vocal this moon cycle.
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Classic Gemini season.
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Astrology isn't real, you know.
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What is wrong with this generation?
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Gen Alpha doesn't have time to waste on frivolous ideologies.
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Video games have gotten way too good for that.
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The kids are not alright.
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Screen time is out of control.
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Let's go.
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Hey! Are you guys gonna pay?
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We take Sour Patch Kids, Robux, and Pokémon cards.
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Fine.
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What about tip?
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We're keeping this as a babysitting fee.
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You'll get it in 20 years.
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There you are! Oh my God, it is so hard to keep track of inner children.
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Come on, we gotta go. Come with me.
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So, are we healed now?
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I think we need a better therapist.