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What have you been listening to lately?
I need new music.
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Mostly a techno mixtape my ex made
about our breakup
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and a little bit of The Smiths.
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Did someone say The Smiths?
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Not another whimsical entrance.
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I have a habit of just sort of appearing
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at the mere mention of English rock bands
circa 1982.
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Are you going to order?
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Yeah.
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But I was hoping I could show you guys
my favorite hiding spot first.
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I'll give you a tip.
It's in this coffee shop.
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You've never been in here before.
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I'm always here whether I'm sad or...
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Lonely or if I'm just...
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Jonesing to connect with a wise stranger.
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Because it's not really about the coffee
we drink.
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It's about the friends
we make along the way.
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We really need to improve
our security system.
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Yeah, clearly
the braided twine ain't working.
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I'll have a strawberry malted milkshake.
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Does that come with roller blades?
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This isn't the 1950s.
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Yeah, the last time someone ordered
that women weren't allowed to vote.
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Sue me for being an old soul.
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I was born in the right place.
Just not at the right time.
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Where are you from? Narnia?
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I actually don't know. Here.
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You don't know where you're from?
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All I know is that I was supposed to be
in a different era.
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You know the best time in history
for culture and music?
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The 70s.
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Y2K.
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The 1650s.
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There was literally no recorded
music back then.
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Exactly.
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Smile.
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Oh my soul.
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Do you just wanna get out of here?
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We could go snorkeling
through the Gowanus Canal,
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get a dollar slice and razor scooter
across the Brooklyn Bridge?
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That is a ridiculous
itinerary, even for us.
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No one is quirky enough
for me to follow into the Gowanus Canal.
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Not even Zooey Deschanel.
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I see what's going on here.
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You two are scared.
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Too scared of life to live.
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Too scared of living to die.
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Is she gonna kill us?
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Yes.
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You're gonna need that.
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She's really giving no backstory.
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Yeah, we have to be careful
not to mention The Smiths.
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"To die by your side
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"is such a heavenly way to die."
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Is that a threat?