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- Length · 10 Jul 2026
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Video #36157 · Graphic Yap
Rant critiquing modern movie trendsfrom @womp_tomp
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Overview
The creator delivers a passionate rant arguing that modern Hollywood movies are unoriginal, formulaic, and appeal to the lowest common denominator. He uses a series of sarcastic, hypothetical movie pitches—combining existing franchises and actors in absurd ways—to illustrate his point. He criticizes the reliance on sequels, reboots, and over-the-top, sensory-overloading visuals and sound design, questioning why audiences are treated like "cattle."
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Simple outline
- 1Pose a relatable, critical question
- 2Fire off hyperbolic examples
- 3Diagnose the underlying problem
- 4End with a unifying lament
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Classification
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Hook analysis
What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 55%
WHY DOES EVERY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE TODAY WAS WRITTEN BY A 14 YEAR OLD?
Verbal hook · 40%
Why does every Hollywood movie today feel like it was written by a 14 year old?
Visual hook · 5%
A direct, close-up shot of the speaker looking intently into the camera, creating an immediate and confrontational connection with the viewer.
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Hook and payoff
The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
A provocative, relatable question that frames a popular complaint as the video's central thesis.
Payoff
The Concluding Lament: Offers a brief glimpse of a positive alternative before ending on a final, powerful rhetorical question that frames the audience as victims of the system being critiqued.
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Narrative framework
The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Exasperated Expert Rant
To validate a shared audience frustration by presenting a rapid-fire series of increasingly absurd or egregious examples, culminating in a diagnosis of the root cause and a final, unifying lament.
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The Absurdist Premise Gauntlet
Presents a completely fabricated, over-the-top example that immediately and humorously illustrates the core thesis.
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The Franchise Fatigue Firehose
Shifts from fabricated ideas to real-world, relatable examples of unoriginality (e.g., endless sequels) to ground the critique in shared experience.
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The Mashup Madness Pitch
Combines multiple disparate trends or properties into a single, nonsensical example to satirize the lack of creative coherence.
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The Systemic Critique
Broadens the attack from the final product to the surrounding processes (e.g., marketing, trailers), arguing the problem is systemic.
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The Lowest Common Denominator Takedown
Identifies and mocks the perceived core motivation behind the flawed products, such as appealing to base instincts or oversimplification for mass appeal.
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The Core Problem Diagnosis
Explicitly states the underlying theory for why the problem exists, providing a clear 'aha' moment for the audience.
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The Emotional Hand-Holding Mockery
Isolates and ridicules a tiny, specific, and universally recognized element of the problem to show how the audience is being patronized.
Themes
Techniques
Post caption
#politics
Text overlays
title · beginning
WHY DOES EVERY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE TODAY WAS WRITTEN BY A 14 YEAR OLD?
contextual · beginning
WAN KENOBI AND CATWOMAN HAD A FAMILY AND THEN ALIENS KIDNAPPED THEIR FAMILY
contextual · beginning
AND THEN ATTACKED HIM WITH DINOSAURS
contextual · middle
AND THEN HE MADE JOKE ABOUT IF GOD WILL WHY BAD THING HAPPEN
contextual · middle
DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SPIDER MAN MOVIE? DO YOU WANT AN EIGHTH TERMINATOR MOVIE?
contextual · middle
TOOK THE PUNISHER AND THE SPIDER MAN AND WE PUT THEM IN THE ODYSSEY
contextual · middle
MADE IT LOOK LIKE THE MAZE RUNNER... AND THEN MADE ACHILLES TRANSGENDER?
contextual · middle
WHO IS PITCHING THIS STUFF?
contextual · middle
THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT LUST. IT'S ABOUT LUST. WE'RE NOT EVEN APOLOGIZING. IT'S LUSTFUL.
contextual · end
DO YOU WANNA SEE A MOVIE ABOUT PEOPLE? HORNY PEOPLE? ARE YOU HORNY?
contextual · end
WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE A THEME PARK RIDE LOW COMMON DENOMINATOR.
contextual · end
WHY ARE WE CATTLE?
Transcript
Why does every Hollywood movie today feel like it was written by a 14 year old? What if Obi Rank Kenobi and Catwoman had a family, and then aliens kidnapped a family, and then attacked them with dinosaurs, and then he made joke about if Good will, why bad thing happened? No you guys want another Spider Man movie? Do you want an eighth Tomonado movie? No Schwarzenegger is only like 96 years old. Get him back in there. What if we took to Punisher and to Spider rank, and we put them in the Odyssey, made it look like the Maze Runner for some reason, and then made Achilles' transgender? Who is pitching this stuff? Stuff? I we saw the New Evil Dead in every trailer that before the movie yes was, like, the stimmiest parts of the movie best thrown at you, like you're a pig being fed out of a trough. This movie is about lust. It's about lust. We're not even apologizing. It's lustful. Did you want do you wanna see a movie about people? Horny people. Are you horny? Look at how horny these cops are. Look at how they're gonna chase each other around in cars. And, you know, they all there's a scene in it when they all get woodies. Why must everything be a theme park ride? Low common denominator, Even in the movies. Why do they feel like I'm not gonna pay attention unless they do something like stimmy every three seconds? When something scary happens, they no, dun dun dun dun. Like, you don't know how to feel. Obsession proved you can have a decent movie that people will still go to watch. Why are we cattle?