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@womp_tomp put a girl in it and make it lame and g@y #politics #womptomp
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- Length · 18 Sept 2026
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Video #42887 · Graphic Yap
Rant with illustrative image overlaysfrom @womp_tomp
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Overview
The creator delivers a monologue reacting to a hypothetical Narnia movie adaptation, arguing that modern Hollywood, which he claims is controlled by "Hollywood Jews" and the devil, is incapable of creating meaningful art because it has rejected Christian values ("the logos"). He uses franchises like Lord of the Rings and Star Wars as examples of stories with strong Christian allegories, contrasting them with what he predicts will be a "vampiric progressive" perversion of Narnia's source material. He concludes that evil can only pervert and not create, which is why he believes modern narratives fail.
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Simple outline
- 1State provocative accusation
- 2Reveal underlying conspiracy
- 3Prove thesis with examples
- 4Deliver final judgment
- 5Issue call to action
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Classification
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Hook analysis
What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 42%
ODDS THEY'RE GONNA
Verbal hook · 58%
What are the odds they're gonna carve its heart out and then wear its skin around like Buffalo Bill?
Visual hook
A man speaks directly to the camera while a mock 'Empire' magazine cover featuring a lion with one blue and one orange eye is overlaid above his head.
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Hook template
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What are the odds they take and turn it into ?
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- — What are the odds they take a classic game and turn it into a subscription service?
- — What are the odds they take your local park and turn it into a parking lot?
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Hook and payoff
The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
A shocking or hyperbolic metaphor is used to describe a specific cultural event, creating immediate intrigue and outrage.
Payoff
A direct command is issued to the audience to reject the corrupted modern products and return to the 'pure' original sources or ideals.
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Narrative framework
The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Conspiracy Proof
To present a controversial thesis by identifying a specific cultural 'problem,' attributing it to a malevolent group or force, and then using a series of re-interpreted popular examples as proof, culminating in a call to action.
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The Specific Transgression
Isolates a single, recent event and frames it as a violation of a cherished original work or ideal. It identifies the 'unworthy' new creators and their perceived ideological flaws.
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The Grand Unifying Theory
Escalates the blame from the specific creators to a broader, powerful, and ideologically opposed group. It asserts that this group is motivated by a fundamental animosity towards the creator's core values.
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The Universal Principle
Declares a universal law or principle that explains why this group's actions lead to a decline in quality. This principle links true value and creativity exclusively to the creator's own worldview.
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The Evidence Gauntlet
Presents a rapid-fire series of well-known, beloved examples from popular culture. Each one is re-interpreted to demonstrate how it secretly supports the Universal Principle, thereby 'proving' the thesis.
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The Inevitable Verdict
Concludes that because the opposing group rejects the Universal Principle, they are incapable of true creation and can only corrupt or destroy existing works.
Themes
Techniques
Trends
Post caption
put a girl in it and make it lame and g@y #politics #womptomp
Text overlays
title · beginning
ODDS THEY'RE GONNA
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CARVE ITS HEART OUT
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ITS SKIN AROUND
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LIKE BUFFALO BILL?
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GIVING C.S. LEWIS'S EXPLICITLY CHRISTIAN GENESIS STORY TO
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A NON CHRISTIAN, OLD, LIBERAL
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WHO IMMEDIATELY DEPICTS CHRIST, UH, AS A WOMAN.
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LEWIS ALSO EXPLICITLY REJECTS IN WRITING.
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HATE CHRIST, UNFORTUNATELY.
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AND BY THESE HOLLYWOOD JEWS, MODERN WORLD, THE DEVIL WHO CONTROLS THE MODERN WORLD.
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THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING NEW.
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THAT'S WHY ALL THE NARRATIVES SUCK NOW.
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BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE MEANING WITHOUT THE LOGOS.
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EVERY GOOD STORY HAS CHRIST IN
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HARRY POTTER, OBVIOUS CHRIST LIKE ALLEGORY.
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LORD OF THE RINGS, EXPLICITLY CATHOLIC WORK.
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EVEN STAR WARS, THE SELF SACRIFICE, REDEMPTION, HEROISM, THE RISE AND FALL OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER, EXTREMELY CHRISTIAN STORY.
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BECAUSE EVIL CAN IT CAN'T CREATE.
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LET'S TAKE ANOTHER BELOVED STORY, CHALK FULL OF TRUTH, MADE FOR AND PUT IT THROUGH THIS RIDICULOUS VAMPIRIC PROGRESSIVE TRANSFORMATION PROCESS.
Transcript
What are the odds they're gonna carve its heart out and then wear its skin around like Buffalo Bill? Giving CS Lewis's explicitly Christian Genesis story to a non Christian 30 year old liberal who immediately depicts Worst, as a woman, which CS Lewis also explicitly rejects in writing. You know what I mean? Fuck the source material because these people hate Christ, unfortunately. And by these people, I mean Hollywood Jews, most of the modern world, the devil who controls the modern world. That's why they can't make anything new. That's why all the narratives suck now because you can't make meaning without the logos. Every good story has Christ in there somewhere. Harry Potter, obvious Christ like allegory. Lord of the Rings, explicitly Catholic work. Narnia is what if God made a different worse. Even Star Wars, the self sacrifice, redemption heroism, the rise and fall of Anakin Skywalker. Extremely Christian story. It can't make that anymore because evil can only pervert, it can't create. Let's take another beloved story chock full of truth made for the kids and put it through this ridiculous vampiric progressive transformation process. Just read the good. Don't watch this shit.