Satirical TED Talk dating listfrom @thatzonaguy

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So today, we have jobs I would not let my son date. Because as you know, there's a lot of jobs out there that just attract a lot more hoes than some other jobs. So let's get into it. Number one, nurses. Probably the most well no, nurses be stepping out. They're around the better, they got long shifts, lot of stress, lot of emotional support going on from the coworkers, work husband situations, one you gotta look out for. Number two, bartender slash bottle girl. These ladies are just out in the degenerate scene, getting approached by different guys all the tier. They love attention. It's just the atmosphere they're in. They have to garner attention in order to do well at their job. Number three, real estate agent. Now the reason for this one is because everyone knows that the natural progression from bartender bottle girl is to then go and be a real estate agent. So this one is really just a disguise for bartender bottle girl. Number four, flight attendant. Good way to never see your woman. She's gonna be traveling every fucking day. You'll never be able to see each other. Plus, pretty high rate of infidelity with the flight attendants. And number five, influencer. But you'll notice I said that provides zero value to society. If your woman is a fucking doctor or something and she's an influencer in terms of educating people on what she's learned in her field, great. But if your woman is a fucking thirst trap queen, over here just posting her ass on the Internet better day because she's a fitness creator, absolutely fucking not. So, these are the main five right tier, Not better my son date tier, and you guys should be avoiding them too. So rank you for coming by Tier Talk today, and I'll see you at the same time again tomorrow.