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@goodworkmb who else watched this?? #business #investmentbanking #wallstreet
Performance
Video #37580 · Speaker address
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A comedian, posing as a business expert, delivers a satirical and absurd monologue on a stage, offering nonsensical advice on how to become an investment banker. He covers bizarre morning routines, recounts a fictional interview with a corpse, presents false statistics, gives a ridiculous sex-ed talk, and acts out a heated argument between parents, all while maintaining a deadpan, serious demeanor.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Verbal hook · 45%
Every morning you wake up, I want you to buy a copy of the Wall Street Journal...
Visual hook · 55%
A man in a suit stands on a formal stage next to an American flag, in front of a banner for 'THE GOOD WORK CENTER', creating a professional setting that immediately contrasts with the absurd content.
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
Begins with a bizarre, ritualistic command that is completely out of context for the supposed topic, immediately creating confusion and curiosity.
Payoff
The narrator abruptly drops the performance and breaks the fourth wall with a simple punchline, revealing the entire monologue was a joke and providing a final release of comedic tension.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Absurdist Monologue
To present a seemingly serious topic through a series of increasingly surreal, disconnected, and humorous vignettes, culminating in a final performance and a punchline that reframes the entire piece as a joke.
The Authority Misattribution
A vulnerable or childish statement is made and then immediately attributed to a highly respected authority figure, establishing the comedic formula of incongruous juxtaposition.
The Surreal Anecdote
A short, impossible story is told as a real-life example to 'prove' a point, further cementing the unreliability and absurdity of the narrator.
The Dark Statistical Pivot
A sudden, sharp turn into grim or shocking statistics that are tangentially related to the audience, using dark humor to reset attention.
The Incongruous Tangent
An abrupt shift to a completely unrelated and often inappropriate topic, presented as a necessary part of the main lesson, keeping the audience off-balance.
The Anti-Climactic Challenge
A high-stakes scenario is set up, but the actual challenge presented is laughably simple, subverting audience expectations of complexity.
The Manic Physicality Break
The monologue is interrupted by a burst of nonsensical physical action, breaking the verbal rhythm and adding a layer of visual absurdity.
The Escalating Roleplay
The narrator embodies a character in a high-emotion scenario, performing a short, dramatic skit that escalates the absurdity to its peak.
who else watched this?? #business #investmentbanking #wallstreet
contextual · beginning
Hustlemania @GotRichQuick What's the best business video ever?
contextual · beginning
Ethan McVay @EMcVee333 Obviously "The Making of An Investment Banker"
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"The Making of an Investment Banker," With Dan Toomey
branding · throughout
University of Virginia School of Law
Morning you wake up, I want you to buy a copy of the Wall Street Journal, spread it out on the floor, take off your clothes, roll around in it, absorb its information into your skin. I want my mommy. I'm a scared little baby boy up here, and I need a spanking. Those are the first words that Warren Buffett said to me. You'll go through multiple rounds of an investment banking interview. My first round, walked into a guy's office, five minutes into conversation, realized he was a corpse, but I charmed him. You guys go to a great university. Less than one percent of you are going to be an investment banker. Thirty percent of you are going to die in the next ten years. Ten percent of you have HPV. This side. I'm also here to give you guys the talk. So the woman is like this. Can everybody see the circle I'm making with my hands? Second round is analytics. They're gonna ask you tough mathematical questions. How much is a 100%? It's a 100%. It's all of it. And then the man the world of JPMorgan is exciting. Sorry. I almost had a smile slip out there. A lot of it's about pace. Anyway, we have condoms for anybody who needs them. Round three of an interview, they're gonna take your weight. They're gonna do a weight check. They're gonna put you up on a big silver scale like a county fair hog. Wait. Wait. I hate you. You never take care of this kid because I'm at work all day being an investment banker. At the time I came in at seventy five pounds. Oh, so you're the only one who worse. You're the only one who has a job. Well, I'll tell you what the hardest job in the world is, and that is being a I dropped tier baby. Kidding. Would you imagine?