Mock TED talk on self-importancefrom @thatzonaguy

Transcript

So today we have, you're not as important as you think you are. Everyone today thinks they're the main fucking character. Like tier problems and how they feel and they think everyone's thinking about them and whatever be they think that they're so motherfucking important. And I am here to give you the craziest heat check that you've ever received in your life. Nobody is worried about you. You think so many people are gonna say shit about you or judge you and do all these nobody's worried about you. Nobody gives a fuck about you and your life decisions and whatever it is that you decide to go out and do like you think they do. And you wanna know why? Because they're all worried about themselves. Just how you're so worried about yourself, that's everybody else. They're not sitting here thinking about, you know, what what it is that you fucking did, right? Caring about what other people think that is MPC activity. When you're going to make decisions, you're worried about what other people are gonna think about it, you're an MPC. Non playable motherfucking character. Because nobody is worried about you, bro. People are way too busy worse about themselves. And this should be freeing. When you hear this, you should not be fucking stressed or anxious about it. This should be absolutely freeing in a way because if you really do understand that nobody gives a fuck what you do, then you can go do whatever it is that you want to do. And you don't have to live with the stress of worrying about other people's opinions. I do it. It's great. There's never a thought in my day where I'm like, I I don't know what Kevin from middle school is gonna think if I post this. That never happens. Kevin from middle school is worried about his own life. He ain't worried about me. Lock him. Rank you for coming to Tier Talk today, and I'll see you at the same time again tomorrow.