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@oikirkybruz Fuck I probably could of played WNBA if I thought of this 😂😂
@oikirkybruz
Instagram · Yap
@oikirkybruz Fuck I probably could of played WNBA if I thought of this 😂😂
Performance
Video #38473 · Yap
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The creator delivers an impassioned and profane monologue expressing his outrage over a transgender athlete competing in the women's AFL, arguing it creates an unfair and dangerous physical advantage. He shows a screenshot of a news report to provide context for his rant before concluding that the situation is unacceptable.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Title hook · 65%
TRANS AFL PLAYER TAKING THE PISS 😂😳
Verbal hook
Hey, I don't know if you have seen this video,
Visual hook · 35%
A man holds up a large, raw piece of meat with metal tongs, creating an unexpected and visually arresting opening.
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Steal this for your own video
THE IN SITUATION IS 😂😳
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
The creator immediately references a specific, current event or piece of media, creating an 'in-the-know' hook for those familiar and generating curiosity for those who are not.
Payoff
The speaker abruptly ends the intense rant with a mundane, everyday activity or statement. This 'Average Person' sign-off grounds the extreme opinion in a relatable persona, making it feel like simple common sense.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Common Sense Rant
To dismantle a popular or 'official' narrative by contrasting it with a simple, physical reality, while positioning the speaker as a reasonable person forced to take a hardline stance on a specific application of the issue.
The Official Premise
Establishes the 'mainstream' or 'official' viewpoint that will be the target of the critique, setting it up as a strawman to be dismantled.
The Physical Rebuttal
Immediately counters the official premise with a stark, visceral, and often numerical fact that creates an undeniable physical contrast, forming the core of the argument.
The Reasonable Concession
The speaker strategically concedes a related, but separate, point to frame themselves as tolerant and fair-minded. This isolates their main objection, making it seem more specific and less like a broad prejudice.
The Red Line Pivot
Clearly defines the specific context where their tolerance ends and the problem begins. This pivots from the concession to the central conflict of the argument.
The Humanizing Example
Creates a vivid, emotional scenario with a clear, relatable 'victim' to make the abstract argument feel personal, tangible, and dangerous.
The Harsh Verdict
Delivers the emotional climax of the argument, issuing a blunt and unambiguous condemnation of the situation.
The Community Co-option
Strengthens the argument by claiming that even the community associated with the issue would agree with the speaker's position, framing the subject as an unreasonable outlier.
The Final Stance
A firm, declarative restatement of the speaker's position, solidifying their moral high ground and framing their opinion as a non-negotiable truth.
The Absurd Comparison
Uses a well-known and extreme example as a point of comparison to highlight the perceived absurdity and unfairness of the situation.
Fuck I probably could of played WNBA if I thought of this 😂😂
title · throughout
TRANS AFL PLAYER TAKING THE PISS 😂😳
Hey, I don't know if you have seen this video, but I got a transgender playing AFL, right, women's AFL. And they say, look, he's just the same as everyone else, right? There's nothing wrong with him. Mind you, this cunt's six foot three, ninety two kilos. Like, he's not just a rank, he's a fucking bloke. And this is where you know it's all getting a bit fucking retarded. Right? Because, look, if you wanna chop your shit off and fucking get on the hormone blockers, go for gold. It don't change my life. But if you're gonna get on a fucking field against biological women as a six foot three ninety kilo bloke and start flogging people, shoulder charge and speccing off fucking poor Better, who's fifty three kilos and thought she'd have a bit of fun on the pitch, then you can go and get fucked, mate. You know what I mean? Because I'm sure the trans community themselves think this is fucking stupid because this is how people are gonna get hurt. No, good, this isn't fucking acceptable, mate. I'm not gonna stand by and act like this is fucking normal when some six three tier three kilo blue is playing AFL and saying, yeah. I'm a fucking chick. Mate, kinda looks like fucking Willie Mason running around out there with all these fucking little girls. No, anyway, that's me done, man. I'm on the fucking barbie.