Split-screen commentary on social normsfrom @womp_tomp

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Why is the idea that you don't have to show the world your coochie, like, really offensive to people? They're mad at Shane Gillish for saying, like, women yes like whores at the gym. A fork found in kitchen. I thought we knew this. Why is the concept that you have some obligation to present yourself in a dignified way like this problematic for people? Wouldn't you say it was gross and disordered if a guy was walking around with, like, a thong on that accentuated his di print? In a sauna, no. In a place where, like, you don't really need to be wearing that. You don't really need to be in underwear at the gym. Okay? I I wear sweatpants to the gym. It's not that hot. Okay? Nobody believes you. You'd find that gross, right? Because we understand that people are sexual, and we have an obligation socially to conduct ourselves accordingly, especially if you're married. Like, your your body is something that should be shared with your spouse. Your sexuality is for the purpose of making children in a procreative union. Not drawing random attention from everybody in, like, a public place By wearing, like, a Saran wrap thong that rides up your crack like a glacial crevasse, you have to adjust every three seconds. Everybody knows what you're doing. So, yeah, Shane's right. The only crime is that the joke wasn't, like, even funny. Nevertheless, you good every, like, only mustache having, Soylent dude dropping, like, a fucking solidarity think piece because he said the most obvious thing ever.