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Episode 95: Reality TV Star visits the shop featuring @bomanizer 😒🤳🪴 Starring @winnie_thepooj as Thyme and @darrylgenejr as Cale
Thanks to: Director @nitay.dagan, DP @clegg.film, Sr. Editor @hudsonmakesmovies, Color @marikalitzcolorist, Sound Mix @fogelmusic, Original Music @buona.notte, Sound Recording @verronicahein, Props + PA Hannah Meholick, and Associate Producer @torijeanine!
Transcript
Hey, you guys. I know it's been a while, but things have been, like, so crazy. We don't know you. Oh, that's literally crazy. I'm Bowman Bodashian from the hit reality TV show on Toyota TV plus, the Bodashians. We don't believe in reality TV. We are more interested in the performance of everyday life, not a fake reality manufactured by capitalism. That's so sad. K. Can I just do an iced oat milk? I'm on this, like, crazy cleanse where, like, you just, like, cleanse and stuff. It's, like, so crazy. We don't have oat milk today. You don't have oat milk today? She just said that. That's what I said. You just said what? That. So I went to this cafe, and they don't have oat milk. I told them I'm on a cleanse, and it's just, like, so crazy to not have oat milk when I told them I'm on a cleanse. We can give you another milk. Today, we have cacti, pistachio, chia, and grapeseed. How is that legal? Are you serious? Yeah. I just said that I wanted oat milk. So why are you listing, like, all these other milk? Because that's what we have. No. Because I ordered oat milk. Instead of giving me the milk I order, they keep listing other milks. Like, I don't want that milk. I want oat milk. Okay. Well, I'll just do cacti. That'll be $18 plus tip. I just don't really tip. Like, it's, like, such not my vibe to tip. Why is he talking like that? If it were such my vibe to tip, I would tip. You don't know many words. But it's just like no such not my vibe. We ask everyone a tip. Literally everyone. This couch is really weird. It's so low. Have we always had this couch? I don't know. I've gotta go. I have a thing. Bye you guys. See you. Do you think this is how LA brings us to feel? Yes. And I keep them in my thoughts.