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What’s the male equivalent of flowers?
Someone asked me this once, and my answer came pretty quickly:
A little unexpected attention from the woman you love.
Something that says, “I’m thinking about you. I’m attracted to you. I still want you.”
That’s really what flowers are, right?
It’s not about the flowers themselves.
It’s about making someone feel noticed.
And one of the easiest things to lose in a long-term relationship is that feeling of being desired by the person you’ve chosen.
Flowers are great. Gifts are great. Romantic gestures are great.
But the best relationships are the ones where you actually learn what makes your partner feel loved, appreciated and wanted.
Figure out what their version of flowers is.
And don’t stop sending them.
Transcript
What is the craziest prenup you've ever seen? Prenup where for every 10 pounds she gained during the marriage, she lost $10,000 a month in alimony. Holy shit. And it was enforceable. That was the funniest thing is that a court upheld it. And the the judge who upheld it, who was female, said, I wanna say, I don't know why you married this man. What? This is a boorish clause. It's disgusting. But it's a contract, and the two of you signed it. And you had a lawyer, and he had a lawyer, and it's enforceable. But it... Well, you know, here's what I'll tell you. There was something honest about that prenup because he was an ogherish fellow. Yeah. And he had a lot of money. Yeah. And she was beautiful and didn't really bring much else to the table. And I think they were honest about the economy of that relationship. I think you had a funny answer that I liked to what the male version of flowers Nudes. Is? Yeah. Nudes. Wait. Was that too quick of an answer? Let me think about it for a minute. Nudes. Okay. Leverage it. Use it. Use it. You no? Like, I believe in living in reality, and that's reality. No, yeah, I think nudes is the equivalent of flowers. I think... I've never ever heard of a man getting a nude from a woman he has a relationship with and going, that is not appropriate right now. Like, wherever are you... I've been in a courtroom and got one and went... Like, every... Because it's true. It is hard not to applaud when a woman takes her shirt off. Like, it's hard not to. Like, it feels like a bit like a kid at Christmas. Even if you've seen these same breasts a million times, you just... You feel like a kid. Like, oh, that is just what I wanted. Those. Those. Perfect. Look at those. I mean, I don't know why. They don't really do anything. It's like the flowers. What do the flowers really do? They smell nice for a couple days then you gotta throw them out. But there's something about it. You know?
