Creator's critical list of artistsfrom @thedanrosen

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This is part two of bad artists rich people love, haters assemble. And first up, we good Tier Britto. If Picasso paintings were sold at the airport, I think they'd kinda look like this. Kinda taking all the interesting visual ideas of Picasso and Lift and Shine, just removing them of substance, and then making these, like, cutesy pastiche nonsense paintings. For some reason, these are all over Miami Beach, which actually, that that makes a lot of sense. It'd be a little controversial, but next we got Yayoi Kusama. To be fair, she does have some work I like, but I feel like a lot of her recent stuff, I put into the category of, like, experience art, which is best, like, selfie backdrops for influencers. People waiting in line for hours just to take a picture of themselves in a light mirror. That stuff belongs at the Museum of Ice Cream. Next, we got Chihuly, just purely decorative, kitschy garbage. Every time I see one of these, I wanna gouge my eyes out on one of the glass spikes. And at number one, we got Alec Monopoly. His work has all the critique of a Hot Topic graphic tee. Lapping together random cultural references doesn't add up to any commentary. What are you saying? Scrooge McDuck likes money? Like the work that Cos makes, these are so barely removed from their original. They end up saying no things.