A creator, presenting himself as a 'former woman' for satirical effect, ranks various fitness activities on a tier list based on their effectiveness for attracting women. He systematically places bodybuilding, calisthenics, yoga, and run clubs in low tiers with humorous and cynical justifications, before concluding by placing Pilates in the S-tier, describing it as a high-risk, high-reward activity that requires extreme confidence.
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Bodybuilding automatic d tier. You're not gonna get any girls by bodybuilding. And the few that you might get all look like men. So and on the opposite of the spectrum, we have calisthenics. You think that everyone's looking at you. You rank all the girls are miring. They actually just think you're a little bit furry. So see here. Now you probably think yoga is a great activity for this. Right? But you would be wrong because everyone knows why you're there. You heard of the downward dog pose one time, and now you're at a yoga class being a weirdo. Now if you're to believe the Internet, then run clubs are better. It's a great way to meet other people. However, if you've ever seen a rank club happening, you'll know that all the girls group up, all the guys group up, and they go on a run because the type of guy that goes to a run club is also the type of guy that won't talk to women in person. Therefore, going down to d tier, Pilates. You might think this is the same thing as yoga. However, it is S tier. Number one, girls that do Pilates are the baddest. Problem is, is the high rank, high reward maneuver. If you don't walk in on a thousand percent aura, everyone's gonna look at you like you're the yoga guy. But if you can walk in there with your sack hanging around, then you, my friend, are in the best possible position.