@julia.dicesare
TikTok · Skit
@julia.dicesare Full sketch at the link in my bio :) @Grace Reiter @Philipp Kostelecky
@julia.dicesare
TikTok · Skit
@julia.dicesare Full sketch at the link in my bio :) @Grace Reiter @Philipp Kostelecky
Performance
Video #6247 · Skit
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A woman asks her partner a 'would you rather' question, leading to the shocking revelation that he is a necrophiliac. The video then cuts to her on a park bench, discussing the absurd logistical and sexual implications of this with her friend, culminating in them calling him on the phone to ask for clarification.
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What stops the scroll in the first 3 seconds
Verbal hook · 75%
Would you rather be single or dead?
Visual hook · 25%
A medium shot of a woman with an expressive face speaking directly to someone off-camera, creating a sense of an intimate, engaging conversation.
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Would you rather or ?
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The promise the opener makes, and how the video pays it back
Hook
A familiar social game ('Would you rather?') is presented with an extreme, attention-grabbing choice that immediately signals the video's dark comedic tone.
Payoff
The final scene delivers the payoff through the social awkwardness of the direct inquiry, as the characters fumble to phrase their absurd questions to the person in question, leaving the audience on a final laugh of cringe and absurdity.
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The structural pattern this video runs on
Framework
The Escalating Absurdity Sketch
To introduce a single, shocking piece of information and then explore its mundane and logical consequences through a series of increasingly absurd character interactions and conversations, treating the taboo as normal.
The Twisted Punchline
The initial question is answered in a way that subverts expectations, turning a general hypothetical into a specific, shocking statement directed at the other person.
The Escalating Confession
A feigned apology or retraction is used to lower the audience's guard, immediately followed by a 'clarification' that is significantly more shocking than the original statement, creating a second, larger comedic blow.
The Normalization Jump-Cut
The narrative cuts to a completely different time and place, where the shocking information is now treated as common knowledge. This introduces a new character to act as an audience surrogate, questioning the premise.
The Judgment & Counter-Accusation
The new character's judgment is used to create conflict, which is immediately deflected by revealing an equally strange or inappropriate fact about the judgmental character, thereby neutralizing the moral high ground.
The Bizarre Justification
The accused character defends their own strange behavior with flawed but earnest logic, further cementing the world's absurd reality where all bizarre actions are justifiable.
The Inappropriate Segue
A mundane topic of conversation (e.g., 'What did you do yesterday?') leads to a somber reveal, which is then immediately and inappropriately connected back to the original shocking premise for a dark comedic punchline.
The Ludicrously Analytical Debate
The characters move past any emotional or moral reaction and begin a detached, pseudo-intellectual debate about the logistical or philosophical nuances of the core shocking premise.
The Direct Inquiry Climax
The absurd debate concludes with the characters deciding to resolve their bizarre questions by directly contacting the source of the initial shocking information, escalating the situation to its most socially awkward peak.
Full sketch at the link in my bio :) @Grace Reiter @Philipp Kostelecky
Would you rather be single or dead? I'd rather be single and you best dead. Oh. Sorry. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. Okay. Good. What I meant is I'm rank necrophiliac. Right? And so that would kinda be ideal. Okay. You slept with him? Yeah. Why are you judging me? Oh, I absolutely get to judge you for this. Are you kidding me? What about that time you slept with your dentist? That's not weird. I like it when he puts his fingers in my mouth. Woah. That's not a crazy jump. It's gross. Did you do anything fun yesterday? No. I had my uncle's funeral. Right. Right. Right. Forgot. Philip would've loved that. Is he bi? I don't know. Oh, you mean because your uncle's a man? Yeah. Like, would he like it because he's dead or because he's a man? Is he like or or what's the I meant because he's dead. I don't know how the fluidity of sexuality works with necrophilia. Yeah. Right. Like, is it is it regardless of better, it's just more so the dead element is is the main thing? I have no idea. Could we call him and rank? Or is that is that taboo? Yeah. I feel like he's pretty open about it. He just told me. Yeah. I mean, that's true. Also crazy he's just telling people that. I feel Hey, Philip. Hey. Hi. I have Grace here. Hi. Hi, Philip. We met a couple years ago at work. We're, like, work friends. Yep. We were just wondering about fluidity and your condition. Yeah. I mean Your your, orientation. Your orient